You know you're obsessed with Halloween if...
- by youknowster, October 31, 2011 at 3:59am.
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- You buy a parakeet cage... for your pet bats.
- You move to Haddonfield Illinois and name your first born, Michael-Myers.
- You own -and actually watch- all 8 Halloween movies - back-to-back-to-back.
- You think bobbing-for-apples should be an Olympic sport.
- You plant candy corn in your vegetable garden.
You now youre addicted to Youtube when...
- by webchilly, October 23, 2011 at 12:29pm.
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- you know what butthash is
- You go into a supermarket and look for Chad Vader
- you own a T shirt from smosh, fred, sXephil, kevjumba, etc
- you chuckle whenever you see a big green ball
- you know what "girls are like m&m;'s" means
You know you're too fat to wear a Speedo when...
- by Kristen Thai, October 22, 2011 at 2:24pm.
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- You get out of breath just putting it on
- You had to pay for two airline seats to take the vacation you're on, to wear the suit
- The opposite sex looks you in the eye when you have it on
- You have to add your shoelace to the suit's tie-string in order to actually tie it
- You look in the mirror and can't see the speedo
You Know you're you An Archaelogist when...
- by webchilly, September 13, 2011 at 3:22pm.
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- You are just dying to clean the balks at every road construction site you pass on the highway.
- You tell your tailor that you would like a new suit in 10YR 4/5.
- After finishing a piece of chicken you look for a pink tag and a brown paper bag.
- You rename your diary â??My Daily Summary.â??
- You separate your garden into squares and then dig one locus at a time.
You Know you're you Doing Right when...
- by webchilly, August 17, 2011 at 12:19am.
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- you have great feeling in your heart and Relaxation in mind.
- You can have a sound sleep
- You can clearly come up with Physical Test
- people starts hating you
- You Can Look Yourself in the Mirror with your head high
You Know you have a Drinking Problem when...
- by webchilly, August 10, 2011 at 12:53pm.
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- Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
- You're conducting an experiment to see how many miles a V6 engine can of beer.
- When the bar owner actually carved your name onto your own barstool
- Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
You Know you're Bored when...
- by webchilly, August 4, 2011 at 1:15am.
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- you think you are using your secret mind power
- you Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
- you're counting the tiles in the ceiling...
- you're putting the IRS 1099 form to music...
- you're listening to your stomach growl and pretending there's a military industrial complex inside..
You Know you're an Architecture Student when...
- by webchilly, July 21, 2011 at 11:27pm.
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- ...'Red Bull' is you favorite drink.
- ...all of the Christmas gifts you give are wrapped in trace.
- ...you carry a toothbrush in your backpack.
- ...after all of your expenses, you can't afford to pay attention
- ...You total up 3 meals of the day to your breakfast.
You know you're a Teenager Of The Early 2000s if...
- by anony2000, June 26, 2011 at 7:42pm.
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- You remember that Harry Potter was only a kid in The Sorcerer's Stone
- You ever use the word "whazzup" in everyday conversations
- RealPlayer or Windows Media Player were your programs to play Internet videos
- Either Windows 98, Windows Me or Windows XP were your operating system of your computer
- You remember where you at and what you were doing when the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks happened
You know you're a Klepto if...
- by Henry, June 26, 2011 at 6:08pm.
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- wrote a check to the church for $10, and helped yourself to $9 in change from the collection plate
- liberated a bird from the pet shop
- picked up a penny at the fountain
- scolded a kid at the park that they shouldn't own a cell phone, so you taught them a lesson
- packed the hotel towels
