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You know you're addicted to Mashable if...

You have taken "The Mashable Quiz Challenge" on www.propprofs.com
The first thing you do each morning is read your Mashable.com email or feed subscription
You write a blog post about loving Mashable.
You tell your friends or co-workers about 25 new web startups each week.
You are Pete's friend on my.mashable.com

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You don't think twice about putting the wet dishes away in the cupboard to dry.
You see a student taking a front row seat on the bus and wonder "Who does he think he is?"
You rummage through your plastic bag collection to see which ones you can keep to take to the shop and which ones can be sacrificed for rubbish.
You no longer snigger when you see grown women walking around with their hair in plaits.
b: he is insane

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With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
You found this page with intentions of locating the Star Wars "greek" club.
You swear you saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When you get into a fight, you automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

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Stoofar It's too far. I'd walk to Kroger, but it stoofar. (Submitted by Bob Havrilla, Fredericksburg, VA)
Wach a Stillers The traditional monday morning greeting asking whether or not you watched the Steelers win. (Submitted by Dan Konnen, Slippery Rock University)
Gazinta A mathematical term used in Division. 4 gazinta 12 three times. (Submitted by Walter Kozikowski, Rockville, MD)
Choobinuptoo What have you been up to. (Submitted by Kris Broman, Monaca, PA)
McCaddum Road Asphalt road. As refered to by older Pittsburghers. (Submitted by D. Burrell, Winchester, VA)

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You re-watch the previous seasons over the summer to refresh your memory before the show comes back.
The words McDreamy and McSteamy hold meaning to you.
You cannot even ride in elevators anymore without hoping that some hot guy will get on at the next floor and you have a Meredith moment.
You own season 1 and 2 on DVD and watch them whenever you have free time, even though you've seen each episode a dozen times.
When you now have the burning desire to become a doctor despite no hand/eye coordination, the fact that you're terrible at math and science and you have no will to complete 8 years of school.

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Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
You can kill your own food.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
The garage is all yours.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

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you've ever made a joke about a double-entry bookkeeping method.
you had no idea that GAP was also a clothing store
your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
you refer to your child as Deduction 214 3.
you consider it normal not to see your spouse or children from February to April 15th.

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Your new most prized possessions—after the kids of course—are the antique Mason jars (the ones that once belonged to your grandma) that you appropriated in a late-night raid of your mother's basement.
* You wake up in the morning thinking about blanching peaches.
You deny the obvious reality that, given the proper case-lot sale, you could buy all of this food for less money than it's costing you to bottle it yourself. Instead, you insist that it's good for the environment, better tasting, and makes you really real
* You think of every batch of dishes as another chance to heat up some jars.
* You hang out with friends who say things like, "there's no sound in the world more satisfying than the pop of a hot jar of jam sucking in its lid"

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