You Know Jokes - Newest Added Reasons (Page 2 of 56)
You know you are Technical when...
- You can talk for hours about how, in 25 years, the whole country won't have E-Mail addresses.
- You set up an automatic rerouting of your e-mail to your pager.
- You set up your own newsgroup.
- You get sudden attacks of bittersweet nostalgic feelings when thinking about your long-lost old Commodore 64, Sinclair ZX-81, TRS-80 (or whatever hardware you were raised on), and use large amounts of money/time trying to track one down.
- You check your web access_page more than once a day.
You know you are a NFL Fan when...
- by webchilly, May 13, 2011 at 2:14am.
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- 3.00 (1 vote)
- you live in the team colours day after day tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, gameshirts, jackets, coats, caps, hats, etc seven days a week year round putting up with the put down looks, jeers and sneers for just daring to be different.
- A life without Oreos and Dairylea is no life at all.
- you sat drinking coffee for the first time in your life to stay awake for the whole of the super bowl, even though you know your up at half 6 in the morning for school!
- you Sir Iasic Newton in a text book and imeadiatly start thinking what team Cam Newton is going to get drafted by!
- you plan your family holidays around the game?
You know you are a Teenager when...
- by webchilly, May 13, 2011 at 1:41am.
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- you wanna bang everyone in the room
- your cell phone is always with you
- going up to your room and staying there for a long period of time isn't a punishment anymore
- you feel like no one understands you
- "drama" means getting into fights and stuff like that instead of movies and plays
You know you are a Weed Stoner when...
- by webchilly, May 13, 2011 at 1:20am.
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- you go on your lunch break smoke a joint and talk yourself into not going back to work.
- you smoke a joint while you're watching TV & you forget you're watching TV
- you run out of weed & go around the house smoking the resin out of all your pipes
- the only girls you date are named "Maryjane" or "Weedonia".. the only guys you date are named "Bud" or "Spliff"
- you know Pres. Obama smoked the biggest joint he's ever smoked after the mission was over
You know you're addicted to Youknowster when...
- by webchilly, May 13, 2011 at 12:41am.
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- 1901 views
- 5.00 (1 vote)
- you start creating jokes of your own of " you know you are " to contribute to this website for this session
- you see new humor on this website with year of posting 2011
- you start looking out for anything which starts with " you know you are" with replies as reasons
- you start posting statuses like "you know you are" on Facebook to get replies from your friends so that you can contribute in youknowster.com
- you start talking to your friends in same way " you know you are"
You know you are from Orlando when...
- by webchilly, December 24, 2009 at 4:20am.
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- Daytona, New Smyrna, and Cocoa Beach are 'sucky' beaches.
- theres 9 Rite-Aids, 8 Publix's,7 Wal-greens,6 Eckerds, 5 super Wal-marts, 4 super Targets, 3 Albertsons, 2 Marriots and 1small park called Disney with-in 15 minutes of each other.
- Tourists are the most annoying people on the planet...
- You have a beach house and go there every weekend.
- The beach is your other home
You know you are from Hlotse when...
- by webchilly, December 24, 2009 at 4:11am.
- 39 comments
- 12226 views
- 3.00 (1 vote)
- You have bought mafishcrama HaMamokoane
- You have runaway after school because someone told you that you will meet ka residentseng
- You know or have heard of Pupunte
- You have seen Mphokojane at ur Primary School or one near you.
- you know the likes of Sechaba Potse, Refiloe Potse, Thulo Leboela , Mahipi and more.
You know you are from Argyle when...
- by webchilly, December 24, 2009 at 4:05am.
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- 4879 views
- 2.00 (1 vote)
- Mrs. Ellis's room was the best room in high school.
- Basketball is the way of life.
- Football team...... What is football?
- The smell of cow shit is normal.
- Washington County Fair is the life.
You know you are from Kingshurst when...
- you drink in the punchbowl mountford pavs or the lakeside
- you correct people when they call it KING_HURST!!!!!
- you used to take the piss out of the crazy old bloke i knew as mad jim
- you know bunnies place was the best chip shop ever
- you used to have to go to tandies for your football stickers
You know you are from Postville when...
- by webchilly, December 24, 2009 at 3:52am.
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- You can go out to eat at either a Mexican, Jewish, or American restaurant without leaving town.
- you dont ask Mrs. Yanda a question because you know she will speak in words way over your head and you wont be able to understand the answer.
- you agree that what Ms. Mueller teaches is pretty much pointless....wait, does she teach anything?? who knows...
- you have heard the term 'receiving a shipment' when referring to a group of hispanics/guatemalans moving into town.
- to save time you just drive over the little sidewalk in the middle of the U, so you dont have to drive all the way around.
