You Know Jokes - Newest Added Reasons (Page 3 of 56)
You know you are from Massabesic when...
- ..You were arguing with teachers as to why the Jr.High gets to be rebuilt before the High School
- ..When mr gallant tells you the dumbest quote imaginable from family guy and passes it off as if its the funniest thing hes ever heard
- ..You can say you know everyone and every little detail about their life
- ..You still use your phone during school
- ..You say something stupid and blame it on the fact that 'It's because I'm from Massabesic'
You know you are from Abbottabad when...
- by webchilly, December 21, 2009 at 11:29am.
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- You would not move the car even if the other car bangs into it
- There is pink in ur cheeks n u knw its not maybelline!!
- You will abuse the other person even if he jokes
- You love eating 'Pakoras' from Ilyasi
- You know that 'Fuwara chawk' doesnâ??t actually have a Fountain.
You know you are from SmithTown when...
- you see heroin in high school in evry bathroom
- U remember the old ymca
- When ur either a skater,drugy,wannabe, or normal
- You can walk through the hallway and get practically any drug you want by third period
- U have seen syko mike
You know you are from Belgrade when...
- by webchilly, December 19, 2009 at 12:36pm.
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- Going out for lunch meant walking to the gas station for pop and donuts.
- You remember the "stoner" parking lot.
- You remember when Ricochet Pizza was the best and only in town!
- You stole the High School sign and gave it to the filling station
- You have memories of the dark, musty log cabin library on Main St.
You know you are from Lewistown when...
- by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:56am.
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- You were forced to go to every single pep rally no matter what your feelings for sports were.
- You wish Mr. Hould was the principle of the high school.
- You argue over what the best restaurant in town is. The Mint, China Garden or The 4 Aces.
- you pronounce 'spring creek' 'spring crick'
- You have dated someone from Hobson, Moore, Grass Range or Judith Gap.
You know you are from Burlington when...
- by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:45am.
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- You have ever been sledding down the water tower hill on foreign objects (cookie sheets, trashcan lids, a truck bed liner, etc.).
- you know who Tony Romo is and thinks he should get a chance.
- you went to Dairy Queen after t-ball games to get ice cream in a plastic baseball hat and had to collect everyone.
- You have ever found yourself at White Fox Den at 2am.
- you wake up one morning smelling chocolate and the next dog food.
You know you are from Vallejo when...
- by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:36am.
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- You pronunce it Va-lay-O
- Don Ray Cable was you first cable company!!
- You think the best burritos are from Taco Jalisco.
- You remember when Marine World only had cargo nets and a giant whale to play in, and had TONS of animals.
- You went to Children's wonderland for parties and tumbled in the 'Barrells' or played in the Teapot.
You know you are from ICSE when...
- by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:32am.
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- you went to CBSE/State board after ICSE, looked at their english textbook and thought to yourself.. 'man, 2nd graders at my school could've aced this rubbish'
- you are the only one who understands the concept of 'reading time' in an exam
- you memorized 36 chapters for your hindi paper, but to this day have trouble with constructing a paragraph in formal hindi
- a score rise of 30% from your prelims to the Boards was considered perfectly normal
- randomly using words/phrases such as 'sooth', 'thou art', 'wherewithal' etc is completely normal in 9th and 10th (coz of all the shakespeare)
You know you are from Harpursville when...
- by webchilly, December 16, 2009 at 9:12am.
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- Cows outnumber people between Center Village and Windsor
- Monkey Run is not something you see at the Zoo
- Tunnel has the lowest ratio of postmasters to residents in the country 1:9
- You know at least 3 people with the last names of Hawkins, Olin, Oliver, Niles and Knapp
- You know where Ouaquaga is and you know how to pronounce it
You know you are from Shelton when...
- by webchilly, December 16, 2009 at 9:05am.
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- You dreaded playing football on Loop Field when the tide was high.
- Youâ??ve had a near-death experience driving up a logging road when a logging truck was coming down the same road.
- You know how to make money peeling cascara bark and picking pine cones and mushrooms.
- You had to drive 30 miles to the next town to go to the cinema, unless the movie was X-rated.
- You remember being able to ride your bike ANYWHERE, even down Highway 101.
