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You know you are from Massabesic when...


You know you are from Massabesic when
  1. ..You were arguing with teachers as to why the Jr.High gets to be rebuilt before the High School
  2. ..You can say you know everyone and every little detail about their life
  3. ..When mr gallant tells you the dumbest quote imaginable from family guy and passes it off as if its the funniest thing hes ever heard
  4. ..You still use your phone during school
  5. ..Theres tractors in the school parking lot
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You know you are from Abbottabad when...


You know you are from Abbottabad when
  1. You would not move the car even if the other car bangs into it
  2. You will abuse the other person even if he jokes
  3. You know that 'Fuwara chawk' doesnâ??t actually have a Fountain.
  4. There is pink in ur cheeks n u knw its not maybelline!!
  5. A cousin is popped up with every stone that is turned upside down.
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You know you are from SmithTown when...


You know you are from SmithTown when
  1. U have seen syko mike
  2. you see heroin in high school in evry bathroom
  3. U remember the old ymca
  4. you know football sucks in this town
  5. When ur either a skater,drugy,wannabe, or normal
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You know you are from Belgrade when...


You know you are from Belgrade when
  1. You remember the "stoner" parking lot.
  2. people ask you where you are from, you say 'Bozeman'.
  3. You remember when Ricochet Pizza was the best and only in town!
  4. Going out for lunch meant walking to the gas station for pop and donuts.
  5. You have memories of the dark, musty log cabin library on Main St.
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You know you are from Lewistown when...

  • by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:56am.
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You know you are from Lewistown when
  1. You wish Mr. Hould was the principle of the high school.
  2. You argue over what the best restaurant in town is. The Mint, China Garden or The 4 Aces.
  3. you go to eddies corner for something interesting to do.
  4. Going to a drive in movie is not a big deal.
  5. you pronounce 'spring creek' 'spring crick'
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You know you are from Burlington when...

  • by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:45am.
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You know you are from Burlington when
  1. you know who Tony Romo is and thinks he should get a chance.
  2. you have been bombarded by trucks full of water balloons.
  3. You have ever found yourself at White Fox Den at 2am.
  4. You have ever tried to sneak a peek at SunRay Hills and can't help but laugh at the signs.
  5. You have ever been to a party in a barn.
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You know you are from Vallejo when...

  • by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:36am.
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You know you are from Vallejo when
  1. You pronunce it Va-lay-O
  2. You went to Children's wonderland for parties and tumbled in the 'Barrells' or played in the Teapot.
  3. Don Ray Cable was you first cable company!!
  4. If you family roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace/ Chabot Terrace/ Federal Terrace. etc.
  5. You used to be scared to drive by Lake Herman Rd.near Blue RockSprings when you were younger, because of the Zodiac Killer.
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You know you are from ICSE when...

  • by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:32am.
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You know when you are from ICSE when
  1. you went to CBSE/State board after ICSE, looked at their english textbook and thought to yourself.. 'man, 2nd graders at my school could've aced this rubbish'
  2. you are the only one who understands the concept of 'reading time' in an exam
  3. you memorized 36 chapters for your hindi paper, but to this day have trouble with constructing a paragraph in formal hindi
  4. randomly using words/phrases such as 'sooth', 'thou art', 'wherewithal' etc is completely normal in 9th and 10th (coz of all the shakespeare)
  5. a score rise of 30% from your prelims to the Boards was considered perfectly normal
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You know you are from Harpursville when...


You know you are from Harpursville when
  1. Cows outnumber people between Center Village and Windsor
  2. Monkey Run is not something you see at the Zoo
  3. Tunnel has the lowest ratio of postmasters to residents in the country 1:9
  4. You know at least 3 people with the last names of Hawkins, Olin, Oliver, Niles and Knapp
  5. You know where Ouaquaga is and you know how to pronounce it
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You know you are from Shelton when...


You know you are from Shelton when
  1. You had to drive 30 miles to the next town to go to the cinema, unless the movie was X-rated.
  2. You dreaded playing football on Loop Field when the tide was high.
  3. You remember when the only minority group around was Indian and you wished you had as much money as they did.
  4. You remember being able to ride your bike ANYWHERE, even down Highway 101.
  5. Youâ??ve had a near-death experience driving up a logging road when a logging truck was coming down the same road.
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