You Know Jokes - Newest Added Reasons (Page 55 of 56)
You know you're from South Carolina when...
- by ichigo-kun, September 18, 2008 at 6:42pm.
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- You carry jumper cables in your car... for your OWN car.
- the biggest football game of the season isn't the Superbowl, it's Gamecocks vs. Clemson.
- Going on spring vacation means going to Myrtle Beach
- Your think that the first day deer season is a national holiday.
- You measure distance in minutes
You know you're Dan Rather if you say stuff like...
- by Butch8666, September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm.
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- "It's a steelcage deathmatch between the bubbas and the bubbes, and I'm not bettin' bupkes on the outcome."
- "This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."
- "We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that."
- "It was as hot and squalid as a New York elevator in August."
- "Tell grandma to take her teeth out of the glass, this'll be a nail biter."
You know you're a Jew Living In Central Texas if...
- by Butch8666, September 18, 2008 at 11:51pm.
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- You can't find a Chinese restaurant open on Christmas Day.
- You ask for lox at a grocery store and someone directs you to the hardware section.
- You know all the nastiest words in English, Yiddish, and Spanish.
- You don't think it's weird when someone says, "Shalom, Y'all."
- You try to tell people that May through September is "Schvitzing Weather," and nobody understands what you're talking about.
You know you're addicted to (fluff) Friends when...
- by kittiee, September 19, 2008 at 12:32pm.
- 3 comments
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- 4.70 (3 votes)
- you are excited about the new food change and count down the minutes till it hits 8pm Eastern Time
- you spend most of your days chatting in the fluff forum even though there is nothing to do
- you log on to facebook to to use fluff more then once a day
- you have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from petting other fluffs too much
- you don't sleep for days at a time because you are hunting for treasure/eggs or making fluff(art) for contests!
You know you're from Niagra Falls, Canada when...
- by Brian, September 23, 2008 at 12:40am.
- 1 comment
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- If you know that Chippawa is the ghetto of niagara falls.
- You remember the Shredded Wheat Factory.
- If you meet people everyday from different parts of the world.
- You know the haunted house by heart.
- You know how many times the Falls ran dry and which one is the Bridalveil.
You know you Live in Lone Jack, Missouri if...
- by Aaltman, September 24, 2008 at 7:37pm.
- 8 comments
- 3049 views
- 4.00 (1 vote)
- You have to drive to a different town to buy anything
- Your friends parents are teachers at the school
- You know Grant Brown went to State for LJXC
- The biggest buisiness in town is the Public Library
- Mr Howard has been your teacher
You know you're from Globe-Miami, Arizona if...
- by BHC Vice Mayor, October 15, 2008 at 8:09am.
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- Everyone in your family has a different 'favorite' mexican food restaurant.
- discussion over the copper kettle starts a family fight.
- You wonder how Taco Bell ever survives.
- You'll put La Casita against any restaurant in Mexico.
- The speed limit says 25 miles per hour and you're scared because you're going 26 mph.
You know you're a Teenager Of The Early 2000s if...
- by anony2000, June 26, 2011 at 7:42pm.
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- You remember that Harry Potter was only a kid in The Sorcerer's Stone
- You ever use the word "whazzup" in everyday conversations
- RealPlayer or Windows Media Player were your programs to play Internet videos
- Either Windows 98, Windows Me or Windows XP were your operating system of your computer
- You remember where you at and what you were doing when the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks happened
You know you're a Klepto if...
- by Henry, June 26, 2011 at 6:08pm.
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- wrote a check to the church for $10, and helped yourself to $9 in change from the collection plate
- liberated a bird from the pet shop
- picked up a penny at the fountain
- scolded a kid at the park that they shouldn't own a cell phone, so you taught them a lesson
- packed the hotel towels
You know you're an Epcot Center Buff if...
- by RabidLeroy, June 22, 2011 at 2:17am.
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- You've faced a giant dog, a giant python and hoards of white mice in a theater, and lived to tell the tale.
- Your idea of a space shuttle trip is one best enjoyed with a motion sickness bag.
- You feel so close to the sea, you swear you're swimming without scuba gear.
- Your idea of a road trip is one over 60 miles per hour.
- Your night ends with a bang, complete with pretty colours and bright lights.
