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You know you're from South Carolina when...


You know you're from South Carolina when...
  1. You carry jumper cables in your car... for your OWN car.
  2. the biggest football game of the season isn't the Superbowl, it's Gamecocks vs. Clemson.
  3. Your think that the first day deer season is a national holiday.
  4. You use "fix" as a verb
  5. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
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You know you're Dan Rather if you say stuff like...


You know you're Dan Rather if you say stuff like...
  1. "This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."
  2. "It's a steelcage deathmatch between the bubbas and the bubbes, and I'm not bettin' bupkes on the outcome."
  3. "Tell grandma to take her teeth out of the glass, this'll be a nail biter."
  4. "We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that."
  5. "It was as hot and squalid as a New York elevator in August."
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You know you're a Jew Living In Central Texas if...


You know you're a Jew living in Central Texas if...
  1. You can't find a Chinese restaurant open on Christmas Day.
  2. You ask for lox at a grocery store and someone directs you to the hardware section.
  3. You know all the nastiest words in English, Yiddish, and Spanish.
  4. You don't think it's weird when someone says, "Shalom, Y'all."
  5. You try to tell people that May through September is "Schvitzing Weather," and nobody understands what you're talking about.
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You know you're addicted to (fluff) Friends when...


You know you're addicted to (Fluff) Friends when...
  1. you are excited about the new food change and count down the minutes till it hits 8pm Eastern Time
  2. you don't sleep for days at a time because you are hunting for treasure/eggs or making fluff(art) for contests!
  3. *ear nibbles*
  4. you log on to facebook to to use fluff more then once a day
  5. you have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from petting other fluffs too much
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You know you're from Niagra Falls, Canada when...

  • by Brian, September 23, 2008 at 12:40am.
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You know you're from Niagara Falls, Canada when...
  1. You remember the Shredded Wheat Factory.
  2. If you know that Chippawa is the ghetto of niagara falls.
  3. You know the haunted house by heart.
  4. You know Niagara Falls as the Falls.
  5. If your of seeing the fireworks every Friday night.
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You know you Live in Lone Jack, Missouri if...

  • by Aaltman, September 24, 2008 at 7:37pm.
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You know you live in Lone Jack, Missouri if...
  1. You have to drive to a different town to buy anything
  2. Your friends parents are teachers at the school
  3. You know Grant Brown went to State for LJXC
  4. The biggest buisiness in town is the Public Library
  5. Mr Howard has been your teacher
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You know you're from Globe-Miami, Arizona if...


You know you're from Globe-Miami, Arizona if
  1. Everyone in your family has a different 'favorite' mexican food restaurant.
  2. discussion over the copper kettle starts a family fight.
  3. You wonder how Taco Bell ever survives.
  4. The speed limit says 25 miles per hour and you're scared because you're going 26 mph.
  5. You know the Gila Hilton doesn't take reservations.
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You know you're a Teenager Of The Early 2000s if...

  • by anony2000, June 26, 2011 at 7:42pm.
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You know you're a teenager of the early 2000s if
  1. You ever use the word "whazzup" in everyday conversations
  2. RealPlayer or Windows Media Player were your programs to play Internet videos
  3. You remember that Harry Potter was only a kid in The Sorcerer's Stone
  4. Either Windows 98, Windows Me or Windows XP were your operating system of your computer
  5. You've watched Lizzie McGuire and Raven on Disney Channel
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You know you're a Klepto if...

  • by Henry, June 26, 2011 at 6:08pm.
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You know you're a klepto if
  1. packed the hotel towels
  2. decided your in-law's jewelry looks better on your fingers
  3. sampled a grape at the supermarket
  4. decorated your college dorm room with a traffic sign
  5. liberated a bird from the pet shop
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You know you're an Epcot Center Buff if...


You know you're an EPCOT Center buff if...
  1. Your idea of a space shuttle trip is one best enjoyed with a motion sickness bag.
  2. You have recently discovered how wonderful Imagination is, and you didn't know you have it.
  3. You've faced a giant dog, a giant python and hoards of white mice in a theater, and lived to tell the tale.
  4. You feel so close to the sea, you swear you're swimming without scuba gear.
  5. Your night ends with a bang, complete with pretty colours and bright lights.
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