You Know Jokes - Most Viewed (Page 1 of 67)
You know you're addicted to Mashable if...
- by Andy Thai, September 15, 2008 at 1:47pm.
- 2442 comments
- 29729 views
- 4.00 (1 vote)
- You have taken "The Mashable Quiz Challenge" on www.propprofs.com
- The first thing you do each morning is read your Mashable.com email or feed subscription
- You write a blog post about loving Mashable.
- You tell your friends or co-workers about 25 new web startups each week.
- You are Pete's friend on my.mashable.com
You know you're addicted to Facebook when...
- by youknowster, September 4, 2008 at 2:39am.
- 7 comments
- 26037 views
- 4.30 (9 votes)
- You check your facebook account more then one time every hour
- you visit sites that list reasons you know your addicted to facebook.
- You relationship status is only official if its been updated on facebook
- You're one of the few people who actually use facebook chat
- You take pictures for the sole reason of tagging them on facebook
You know you're a Puerto Rican when...
- by webchilly, October 24, 2008 at 11:32am.
- 2 comments
- 7812 views
- 3.30 (4 votes)
- You've ever been hit with "chancletas", "la correa", or the cord
- You've ever used your lips to point something out.
- You put a big Puerto Rican flag on your car come June.
- You treat fevers with "alcoholado".
- You know your mom is sneaking up on you because you can hear the'clack-clack' of her "chancletas".
You Know You Are a Serb When...
- by youknowster, October 3, 2008 at 3:09am.
- 0 comments
- 7080 views
- 5.00 (3 votes)
- Your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you
- When your Dad tries to make you dring "Rasola" (kupus juice), and tries desparately to convince you how good it is!
- Your uncle makes his own wine that is stronger than rakija
- You get mad when somebody says that you speak Yugoslavian
- Your Baba calls all cereal "Corn Flakes".
You know you're addicted to Twitter if...
- by Andy Thai, September 15, 2008 at 12:25am.
- 6 comments
- 5634 views
- 4.30 (3 votes)
- First thing you do when you get home from date night with the wife is check Twitter or FriendFeed.
- Your blog hasn?t been updated in awhile, but you?ve been Twittering like crazy.
- You feel the strong need to check up on FriendFeed or Twitter before going to bed at night. Or perhaps on your laptop IN bed.
- You realize you need to turn off Twitter or FriendFeed to get any work done. Problem is, you "realized" that an hour ago, too.
- You get overly excited when you get a new follower.
You know you're addicted to Photoshop if...
- by youknowster, September 4, 2008 at 1:52am.
- 12 comments
- 5258 views
- 4.50 (4 votes)
- You know what CMYK stands for
- You analyze ads in magazines to figure out "how they did it"
- You know at least two three-key-or-more commands (Cmd+Option+Shift+Click)
- 'Vector' has become a part of your every-day vocabulary
- You can accurately explain smart objects to a non-photoshop user in under one minute
You know you're 50 when...
- by youknowster, September 5, 2008 at 1:19am.
- 1 comment
- 3221 views
- 4.50 (2 votes)
- you are not grouchy, you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, loud music, kids, and some other things you can't seem to remember right now.
- You're still able to recall where you left your keys, but not what they unlock.
- Your ears are hairier than your head
- Your children earn salaries, not allowances.
- You wonder how Mick Jagger stays so thin.
You know you're a Bad Driver when...
- people ask you about "the accident", and you reply, which one?
- you get pulled over for drunk driving and you are stone sober.
- you think red lights & stop signs are a suggestion
- you tell your passenger what a good driver you are as you turn into a ditch.
- you go to leave the frat party stone sober and your roommate still insists on hiding your keys and calling a cab.
