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You know you are from Orlando when...


You know you are from Orlando when
  1. You nodded and laughed to almost everyone of these.
  2. You rarely go to the theme parks.
  3. Daytona, New Smyrna, and Cocoa Beach are 'sucky' beaches.
  4. Tourists are the most annoying people on the planet...
  5. 30 minutes is to long to wait for rides.
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You know you are from Hlotse when...


You know you are from Hlotse when
  1. Pelican is the hottest spot in town and you want to be seen hanging out there.
  2. You have taken pictures Ha abuti Mashaile and didnâ??t pay for them and he pasted them on his wall.
  3. When your favorite soccer team is or used to be Linare
  4. You have seen Mphokojane at ur Primary School or one near you.
  5. You know or have heard of Pupunte
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You know you are from Argyle when...


You know you are from Argyle when
  1. Driving 80 mph in a foot of snow is normal.
  2. After school the whole highschool flocks to Stewerts.
  3. About half the school is related to each other.
  4. Basketball is the way of life.
  5. Cell phone service is like hitting the lotto.
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You know you are from Kingshurst when...


You know you are from Kingshurst when
  1. you remember the Kingshurst pub once had the best lounge but turned into the biggest dive
  2. you used to take the piss out of the crazy old bloke i knew as mad jim
  3. you used to have to go to tandies for your football stickers
  4. you hated anyone from shard end
  5. you know bunnies place was the best chip shop ever
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You know you are from Postville when...


You know you are from Postville when
  1. you have heard the term 'receiving a shipment' when referring to a group of hispanics/guatemalans moving into town.
  2. you can call a random phone number, ask for Jose, and 98% of the time speak to the Jose you asked for.
  3. you have seen at least one teacher drunk on the weekends.
  4. You hear more spanish spoken than English at school.
  5. you can tell what nationality a driver is by the way they drive.
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You know you are from Massabesic when...


You know you are from Massabesic when
  1. ..You know girls LAX won are the State Champs
  2. ..People call you a Massabes-HICK
  3. ..You can say you know everyone and every little detail about their life
  4. ..You look forward to eating Mrs.G's food in art
  5. ..You were arguing with teachers as to why the Jr.High gets to be rebuilt before the High School
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You know you are from Abbottabad when...


You know you are from Abbottabad when
  1. You consider goin to deema`s a privilege...
  2. There is a always a competition among Students as which school is the best, Burn Hall, Pips or APS
  3. You like going into Chen One even if you have nothing to do there
  4. A cousin is popped up with every stone that is turned upside down.
  5. There is pink in ur cheeks n u knw its not maybelline!!
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You know you are from SmithTown when...


You know you are from SmithTown when
  1. There is always lyk 3 class whores
  2. We make money by making bets and dealing
  3. When ur either a skater,drugy,wannabe, or normal
  4. you know football sucks in this town
  5. you can spot every pot smoker or drug user
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