You Know Jokes - Newest (Page 3 of 67)
You know you are from Kelso when...
- by Priya, December 15, 2009 at 11:16am.
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- the phonebook consists of two names:Reinagel and Essner
- your backyard is a cornfield.
- You have to watch out for 'the cop'
- U can be in and out of town in about 5 seconds
- You no all of your neighbors
You know you are from Kaneohe if...
- by Priya, December 15, 2009 at 11:07am.
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- â?¦you know Kam Highway is the main road, but you donâ??t know it is also Highway 83
- â?¦you know the difference between TheBus route 55 and route 65
- â?¦youâ??ve made an annual pilgrimage to Christmas Tree Lane
- â?¦ 'winter' is pronounced rainy season
- â?¦you pronounce the name of the high school 'kasso high skoo'
You know you are from Wallkill when...
- by Priya, December 15, 2009 at 10:59am.
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- The high school is the only place of social interaction
- You know the name of every surrounding town...yet they still haven't heard of Wallkill
- Everyone assumes you've gone cow tipping
- You want to do something fun and you have to go at least to New Paltz or Newburgh...if not further
- The population of cows surpasses the population of people
You know you are from Belfast when...
- by Priya, December 15, 2009 at 10:53am.
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- You think If you can't see the Haarland and Wolfe cranes from your bedroom window your a culchie.
- You remember when it was OK to smoke (anything) in the KFC in Corn Market.
- You use the word 'sweet' and 'powerful' as a substitute for almost any adjective.
- You know what the words 'space-cadet' and 'rocket' really mean.
- You know at least one person called Mackers.
You know you are from Genoa City when...
- by Priya, December 14, 2009 at 8:37am.
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- Remembered being told that Brookwood burned down in 1908.
- Where the biggest time of year was Genoa City Days.
- When their was no Amaco and the only place to get gas was the little gas station by the liquar store.
- When you rented movies at the liquar store just to get the free popcorn.
- Where you know everybody in your entire grade.
You know you are from IIT Roorkee when...
- by Priya, December 14, 2009 at 8:26am.
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- you got bankrupted on the next day.
- you enjoyed those long leisure time at RJB's canteen, especially during exams.
- you hated when you had to stay for the winter ncc camp, while the nss guys were happily packing up.
- you were in ncc, you paraded in front of MBD on 15 august, cursing the day when you chose ncc.
- you had your first chapo by a senior in nesci, after a session of ragging.
You know you are from New Hampshire when...
- by Priya, December 14, 2009 at 8:19am.
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- You know you are from NH when everyone around you is bundled up and you are outside in shorts and a t-shirt.
- You can actually pronounce and spell 'Winnipesauke'.
- You've seen mosquitoes with landing lights.
- You often switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again
- You refer to the Patriots as 'we'.
You know you are from Scottsburg when...
- by Priya, December 14, 2009 at 8:11am.
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- - hanging out with your friends, drinking, and smokin' the sticky icky, is the only quality entertainment you knew.
- - 300 people show up for a football game, but 295 leave after the band performs at halftime.
- - you've seen Mr. Rodgers (sp) peform in his half purple/half gold long underwear.
- - the word 'fight' brings up memories of beechwood park.
- - the only sport worthy of watching is the girls' basketball teams.
