You Know Jokes - Newest (Page 59 of 67)
You know you're a Big Family when...
- by Kristen Thai, September 7, 2008 at 12:10am.
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- you secretly think that life in your family might possibly be a much more joyous adventure than life in smaller families
- life around your family never seems boring or dull
- you've heard "Don't you know what causes that?" more times than you'd care to remember
- whenever you set your dining table, it looks like it used to look when you were expecting lots of company
- it takes a wonderfully long time to hug and kiss everybody
You know you're a Guy if...
- by Kristen Thai, September 6, 2008 at 11:17pm.
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- Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
- You can kill your own food.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- The garage is all yours.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
You know you're in College when...
- by Kristen Thai, September 6, 2008 at 11:00pm.
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- Your roommate asks you to check the weather on your computer when they're standing 5 feet away from the door.
- Quarters are like gold.
- Certain things are now deemed "facebook worthy." When friends take pictures of you, you wonder how long it will take them to post them.
- Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule.
- You have no idea where your tuition money is going... technology fees? I think not.
You know you're a Child Of The 1990s if...
- by Kristen Thai, September 6, 2008 at 10:17pm.
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- You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
- You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air".
- You had a Tamagotchi or a Furby.
- You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles.
- You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
You know you're a Child Of The 1980s if...
- by Kristen Thai, September 6, 2008 at 7:21pm.
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- You remember Michael Jackson when he was still black.
- Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
- You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned in places that had sufficient tools to build an armored tank.
- You freaked out a little when you realized you fall into the "26-50" category of most surveys.
- You remember when Deborah Gibson was "Debbie" Gibson.
You know you're from Vancouver when...
- by youknowster, September 6, 2008 at 4:01pm.
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- You have tuned out the homeless downtown (sad I know)
- You know how to distinguish between the different types of asian food
- You don't understand why Manitoba and Saskatchewan are considered western Canada
- You know the provincial flower: the dogwood
- You know the true hippies live on the island
You know you're from Tennessee when...
- by youknowster, September 6, 2008 at 3:51pm.
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- You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas.
- If you have a "Fair Day" where you can go to the county fair instead of school...and its excused.
- Your pickup truck makes a monster truck look like a toy.
- It's "Mar-vull" not "Mary-ville"
- You know when Elvis Presley Day is.
You know you're from New Jersey when...
- by youknowster, September 6, 2008 at 3:46pm.
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- You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.
- You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is.
- You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?"
- You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.
- You've never pumped your own gas.
