You Know Jokes - Newest (Page 67 of 67)
You know you're a Nurse if...
- by Kristen Thai, August 29, 2008 at 8:56pm.
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- You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up.
- You believe not all patients are annoying ... some are unconscious.
- You can tell the pharmacist more about the medicines he is dispensing than he can.
- You finger has gone places you never thought possible.
- You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine.
You know you're in Austin when...
- by youknowster, August 29, 2008 at 12:32am.
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- You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
- Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings but none are visible.
- You see more Texas flags flying than American flags.
- You don't even think about getting good seats to the Longhorns football games.
- When you go out, you make sure you've grabbed your water bottle before checking to see if you've got your wallet and keys.
You know you're Vietnamese if...
- by Kristen Thai, August 28, 2008 at 9:17pm.
- 4 comments
- 2309 views
- 4.70 (3 votes)
- You don't own an American car.
- You ate 4 bowls of rice, then five minutes after, your parents ask you if you want to eat 4 more bowls.
- Your parents can only help you with the math assignments and no other subjects.
- Your parents think you're 12 when you're really 18.
- You are always updated with the Asian style.
You know you're in Texas if...
- by youknowster, August 28, 2008 at 8:52pm.
- 3 comments
- 1937 views
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- The Mexican food is gooood. The BBQ is gooood. Shoot, all the food is gooood.
- Every place you go you can see people wearing shirts or caps for Texas A&M;or the University of Texas
- It is the mid of winter and the AC is running
- Every other block there is either an adult novelty toy store, BBQ restaurant, dollar store, or church
- Mosquitos are biting at Christmas



