You Know Jokes - Newest (Page 67 of 67)

You know you're a Nurse if...


You know you're a Nurse if...
  1. You believe not all patients are annoying ... some are unconscious.
  2. You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up.
  3. You finger has gone places you never thought possible.
  4. You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine.
  5. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medicines he is dispensing than he can.
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You know you're in Austin when...


You know you're in Austin when...
  1. Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings but none are visible.
  2. When you go out, you make sure you've grabbed your water bottle before checking to see if you've got your wallet and keys.
  3. You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
  4. You don't mind parking a mile away as long as it's in the shade.
  5. You know that anyone wearing pants in November is just visiting from Ohio.
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You know you're Vietnamese if...


You know you're Vietnamese if...
  1. You don't own an American car.
  2. You ate 4 bowls of rice, then five minutes after, your parents ask you if you want to eat 4 more bowls.
  3. Your parents can only help you with the math assignments and no other subjects.
  4. Your parents always criticize you, criticize others, and criticize each other.
  5. Your parents are attracted to the English words of: "99 cents" or "FREE."
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You know you're in Texas if...


You know you're in Texas if...
  1. The Mexican food is gooood. The BBQ is gooood. Shoot, all the food is gooood.
  2. Every other block there is either an adult novelty toy store, BBQ restaurant, dollar store, or church
  3. Mosquitos are biting at Christmas
  4. Every place you go you can see people wearing shirts or caps for Texas A&M;or the University of Texas
  5. It is the mid of winter and the AC is running
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