You Know Jokes - Newest (Page 2 of 67)
You know you are from Belgrade when...
- by webchilly, December 19, 2009 at 12:36pm.
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- You remember when Ricochet Pizza was the best and only in town!
- You have memories of the dark, musty log cabin library on Main St.
- You remember the "stoner" parking lot.
- people ask you where you are from, you say 'Bozeman'.
- You remember when McDonald's came to town.
You know you are from Lewistown when...
- by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:56am.
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- You have thrown something off the trestle.
- You have dated someone from Hobson, Moore, Grass Range or Judith Gap.
- You argue over what the best restaurant in town is. The Mint, China Garden or The 4 Aces.
- You were forced to go to every single pep rally no matter what your feelings for sports were.
- Going to a drive in movie is not a big deal.
You know you are from Burlington when...
- by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:45am.
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- You have ever found yourself at White Fox Den at 2am.
- Ever had a party in someone's garage... or watched a garage band actually perform in a garage.
- You never got to leave Burlington during Driver's Ed. because the streets were screwed up enough you could learn anything there on the test.
- you went to Dairy Queen after t-ball games to get ice cream in a plastic baseball hat and had to collect everyone.
- You know there really is a Bong Recreational Area.
You know you are from Vallejo when...
- by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:36am.
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- You think the best burritos are from Taco Jalisco.
- You think the best hot dogs are from Sac's.
- You can give Mr. Foster Hicks some dap.
- You were dumb enough to drive all the way up past Blue Rock Springs and stop your car in the middle of nowhere just to see if 'Gravity Hill' really worked and pulled you!
- You rented you movies at George's Video on Springs Road.
You know you are from ICSE when...
- by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:32am.
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- randomly using words/phrases such as 'sooth', 'thou art', 'wherewithal' etc is completely normal in 9th and 10th (coz of all the shakespeare)
- you actually understood what SUPW was.. and when you read the above post.. you thought, 'ohhh that's right, we had that shit too'
- even the peons and the cleaning ladies at school spoke better English than most of your Junior College/College profs
- your Annual Day/ Sports Day Parades were more coordinated than many other great Parades!
- your Hindi teacher often had to resort to English to explain stuff to some of your classmates
You know you are from Harpursville when...
- by webchilly, December 16, 2009 at 9:12am.
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- Cows outnumber people between Center Village and Windsor
- Your child spends 2 hours on the bus everyday
- Tunnel has the lowest ratio of postmasters to residents in the country 1:9
- The School is the largest employer
- You know where Ouaquaga is and you know how to pronounce it
You know you are from Shelton when...
- by webchilly, December 16, 2009 at 9:05am.
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- You know how to make money peeling cascara bark and picking pine cones and mushrooms.
- The mill closes down early on a Friday so everyone can watch their kids play football in the state playoffs.
- You think the chainsaw is the greatest invention ever.
- You remember when the only minority group around was Indian and you wished you had as much money as they did.
- When someone says â??Youâ??re wasting paper, think about the trees,â?? your automatic response is â??Too bad, think about the loggers!â??
You know you are from Muraco when...
- by Priya, December 15, 2009 at 11:24am.
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- You remember hiding the ball in a different location each day, in the classroom so no one else would get it.
- Two or less of the teachers you had are currently still there.
- You were bound to the 'hot top' when snow was on the field.
- You played foursquare with three people per square.
- You had more art teachers than fingers on your hands.
