You Know Jokes - Top Rated (Page 1 of 67)
You know you're a Parent Of A Child With Cancer when...
- by Kristen Thai, August 29, 2008 at 11:28pm.
- 8 comments
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- You can sleep anywhere, and anything that reclines more than 15 degrees looks "comfy."
- Your toddler refuses to sit on Santa's lap because he's too "germy" from all the other kids.
- Your spouse asks what that sexy perfume is, and it's Betadine.
- Your child's first word is a medical term.
- You can read the doctors prescription word for word, and are asked to decipher it by the pharmacist.
You know you're a Child Of The 1970s if...
- by Kristen Thai, August 30, 2008 at 12:04am.
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- Your jaw would ache by the time you finished one of those brick-sized packages of Bazooka!
- It was a major accomplishment to get to the "Chase" scene in Ms. Pacman.
- You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are going out of town".
- You learned to swim at about the same time "Jaws" came out... and still carry the emotional scars to prove it.
- You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van and remember riding in the back of the station wagon trying to get passing trucks to honk at you.
You know you're Addicted to Coffee if...
- by youknowster, August 30, 2008 at 12:43am.
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- You have to watch videos & DVDs in fast-forward mode.
- The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You know you're a Redneck if...
- by youknowster, August 31, 2008 at 12:41am.
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- You and your dog use the same tree.
- You've played the horseshoe game with a toilet seat.
- Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
- to defend your sister's honor.
- On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
You know you're from Boston when...
- by youknowster, August 31, 2008 at 10:24pm.
- 0 comments
- 701 views
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- You know what the Beanpot is.
- All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.
- You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Haverhill, Peabody, Scituate, Chatham, and Leominster
- You knew Great Woods and the Garden.
- Your favorite adjective is "wicked."
You know you're addicted to Web Design if...
- by youknowster, September 4, 2008 at 1:40am.
- 1 comment
- 2614 views
- 5.00 (1 vote)
- You check the source code of websites you like, and refuse to bookmark sites that still use tabled layouts.
- You refer to your outfits as ?skin.?
- You have those 10 fixes taped to the side of your monitor?just in case.
- You?ve ever taken a CSS or XHTML quiz?just to be sure.
- You spend more time reading/replying web design blogs than actually designing web sites.
You know you're Filipino when...
- by youknowster, September 4, 2008 at 11:43pm.
- 2 comments
- 1922 views
- 5.00 (2 votes)
- You eat with your hands.
- You have a relative who is a nurse.
- You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.
- You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.
- You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."
You know you're a Child Of The 1990s if...
- by Kristen Thai, September 6, 2008 at 10:17pm.
- 3 comments
- 1681 views
- 5.00 (3 votes)
- You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
- You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air".
- You had a Tamagotchi or a Furby.
- You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles.
- You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
