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Texas Jokes

Top Reasons You know you're in Texas:

  1. The Mexican food is gooood. The BBQ is gooood. Shoot, all the food is gooood.
    by youknowster | August 28, 2008 at 8:52pm. | add comment
    97 up, 68 down
  2. It is the mid of winter and the AC is running
    by youknowster | August 28, 2008 at 8:52pm. | add comment
    99 up, 76 down
  3. Every other block there is either an adult novelty toy store, BBQ restaurant, dollar store, or church
    by youknowster | August 28, 2008 at 8:52pm. | add comment
    82 up, 59 down
  4. While driving along, every fifth sign or so has a Texas flag or "Texas" in the name of the store
    by youknowster | August 28, 2008 at 8:52pm. | add comment
    81 up, 64 down
  5. Mosquitos are biting at Christmas
    by youknowster | August 28, 2008 at 8:52pm. | add comment
    80 up, 69 down
  6. Every place you go you can see people wearing shirts or caps for Texas A&M;or the University of Texas
    by youknowster | August 28, 2008 at 8:52pm. | add comment
    84 up, 74 down
  7. A building has three huge flag poles several stories high, with one USA flag and two Texas flags
    by youknowster | August 28, 2008 at 8:52pm. | add comment
    70 up, 67 down
  8. The Chinese buffet is practically a palace, almost twice as large as most hotels' main floor, w/ sitting for hundreds
    by youknowster | August 28, 2008 at 8:52pm. | add comment
    65 up, 77 down


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