Mexico Jokes
You know you Lived in Mexico when...
- Added by youknowster, August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm.
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Mexico Jokes
Top 10 Reasons You know you Lived in Mexico:
- You call an 80 year-old waiter "joven".52 up, 34 down
- You profess, "como Mexico no hay dos", but secretly wish Mexico City was more like San Antonio.45 up, 34 down
- "Licenciado" is a proper name.42 up, 33 down
- You use the word "este" as a conversational filter... in English.46 up, 37 down
- When someone tells you "I'll call you," you assume that he won't.44 up, 36 down
- You bring along small cans of chilies when traveling to Europe.44 up, 37 down
- If you order the tacos and your friend orders the enchiladas, you're positive the waiter will get it backwards.45 up, 38 down
- You say "Bueno" when answering a telephone... in English.41 up, 34 down
- You believe a shot of tequila cures everything.41 up, 35 down
- If you want 50 people to show up for your party, you invite 150.39 up, 33 down
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Mexico. So these aren't meant to be racist of course, its just humorous things that Mexican-Americans should find somewhat funny. You know you lived in Mexico when... !!!toggle meta
More reasons You know you Lived in Mexico
- You have more prescription drugs in your toiletry bag than Eckerd does and you don't have an actual prescription for a single one.43 up, 38 down
- Leaving the office at 5:00 p.m. means working a "half day".37 up, 32 down
- Returning to the office after "la comida" on Friday means you're "un pinche gato".43 up, 38 down
- You eat tacos, enchiladas, morcilla, moronga, and medula, but believe hamburgers are unhealthy.39 up, 34 down
- A wedding is at 8:00 p.m., you get there at 10:00 p.m. and nobody has arrived yet.45 up, 41 down
- You will often have lunch and dinner at the same restaurant on the same day...without actually leaving41 up, 38 down
- The word "Puente" means five-day weekend.42 up, 39 down
- You refer to "@" as "Arroba" but have no clue what it means.42 up, 39 down
- You blame the PRI for almost everything else.40 up, 38 down
- You go "pssssst" to catch a waiter's attention... in New York City.39 up, 37 down
- You keep on addressing good friends as barnyard animals.42 up, 40 down
- You never refer to a friend's mother as simply "su madre", but always qualify by saying, "su seora madre", or " su querida madre", to avoid a misunderstanding which could get you a "madrazo."36 up, 34 down
- You call a twenty year-old waiter "viejo."39 up, 38 down
- You think the next "Sexenio" and "The President" always will be better.40 up, 39 down
- You call everyone else,"hermano", "mano", or "manito". But you call your real brother, "pendejo."40 up, 41 down
- You blame the crime on the poor.39 up, 42 down
- You keep a 20-dollar bill taped to the back of your driver's license.35 up, 38 down
- You assume your daughters are virgins because they get home before you do at night.38 up, 41 down
- You enjoy drinking beer with lime, salt, ice, Tabasco sauce and still think it's the orange juice in the morning that gives you heartburn.36 up, 40 down
- You say "Mande" when someone calls you...in English.35 up, 39 down
- You blame the traffic on the rich.38 up, 43 down
- You refer to a salesman as "maestro"... at Saks Fifth Avenue.36 up, 42 down
- You assume women fall into three categories: virgins, whores or your mother.38 up, 44 down
- "Tomorrow" means "not right now", "never", or "screw you."33 up, 40 down
- Calling in sick on Monday is proper behavior.35 up, 42 down
- You know "a ver cuando nos vemos" actually means "I really don't care if I don't see you anytime soon".30 up, 40 down
- You blame los "pinches gringos" for whatever's left.33 up, 44 down
