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Mexico Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you Lived in Mexico:

  1. You profess, "como Mexico no hay dos", but secretly wish Mexico City was more like San Antonio.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    66 up, 43 down
  2. You call an 80 year-old waiter "joven".
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    69 up, 48 down
  3. You bring along small cans of chilies when traveling to Europe.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    64 up, 50 down
  4. "Licenciado" is a proper name.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    59 up, 48 down
  5. Returning to the office after "la comida" on Friday means you're "un pinche gato".
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    59 up, 49 down
  6. If you order the tacos and your friend orders the enchiladas, you're positive the waiter will get it backwards.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    63 up, 54 down
  7. You say "Bueno" when answering a telephone... in English.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    57 up, 48 down
  8. You believe a shot of tequila cures everything.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    58 up, 50 down
  9. When someone tells you "I'll call you," you assume that he won't.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    58 up, 50 down
  10. A wedding is at 8:00 p.m., you get there at 10:00 p.m. and nobody has arrived yet.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    66 up, 60 down


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More reasons You know you Lived in Mexico

  1. You have more prescription drugs in your toiletry bag than Eckerd does and you don't have an actual prescription for a single one.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    62 up, 56 down
  2. Leaving the office at 5:00 p.m. means working a "half day".
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    54 up, 49 down
  3. You use the word "este" as a conversational filter... in English.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    58 up, 53 down
  4. You will often have lunch and dinner at the same restaurant on the same day...without actually leaving
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    54 up, 50 down
  5. If you want 50 people to show up for your party, you invite 150.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    53 up, 49 down
  6. The word "Puente" means five-day weekend.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    59 up, 56 down
  7. You go "pssssst" to catch a waiter's attention... in New York City.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    57 up, 54 down
  8. You eat tacos, enchiladas, morcilla, moronga, and medula, but believe hamburgers are unhealthy.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    51 up, 48 down
  9. You refer to "@" as "Arroba" but have no clue what it means.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    55 up, 55 down
  10. You keep on addressing good friends as barnyard animals.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    57 up, 57 down
  11. You call everyone else,"hermano", "mano", or "manito". But you call your real brother, "pendejo."
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    59 up, 59 down
  12. You never refer to a friend's mother as simply "su madre", but always qualify by saying, "su seora madre", or " su querida madre", to avoid a misunderstanding which could get you a "madrazo."
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    48 up, 50 down
  13. You keep a 20-dollar bill taped to the back of your driver's license.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    52 up, 55 down
  14. You enjoy drinking beer with lime, salt, ice, Tabasco sauce and still think it's the orange juice in the morning that gives you heartburn.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    51 up, 55 down
  15. You assume your daughters are virgins because they get home before you do at night.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    55 up, 59 down
  16. You say "Mande" when someone calls you...in English.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    49 up, 55 down
  17. You refer to a salesman as "maestro"... at Saks Fifth Avenue.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    52 up, 58 down
  18. You call a twenty year-old waiter "viejo."
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    48 up, 54 down
  19. You assume women fall into three categories: virgins, whores or your mother.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    51 up, 58 down
  20. You blame the traffic on the rich.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    53 up, 62 down
  21. You blame the PRI for almost everything else.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    50 up, 59 down
  22. You blame the crime on the poor.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    54 up, 64 down
  23. "Tomorrow" means "not right now", "never", or "screw you."
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    49 up, 59 down
  24. You think the next "Sexenio" and "The President" always will be better.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    49 up, 61 down
  25. Calling in sick on Monday is proper behavior.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    48 up, 61 down
  26. You know "a ver cuando nos vemos" actually means "I really don't care if I don't see you anytime soon".
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    43 up, 61 down
  27. You blame los "pinches gringos" for whatever's left.
    by youknowster | August 29, 2008 at 10:25pm. | add comment
    46 up, 65 down

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