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Top 10 Reasons You know you're Dan Rather:

  1. The election is "closer than Lassie and Timmy"
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  2. "It was as hot and squalid as a New York elevator in August."
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  3. "This thing is tighter than Joan River's face, and damn near as frightening."
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    9 up, 5 down
  4. "It's a steelcage deathmatch between the bubbas and the bubbes, and I'm not bettin' bupkes on the outcome."
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    8 up, 4 down
  5. "His lead is as thin as turnip soup."
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  6. "Tonight we've seen more ups and downs than a Viagra conference."
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    6 up, 5 down
  7. "This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    6 up, 6 down
  8. "We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that."
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    5 up, 5 down
  9. "This race is shakier than cafeteria Jell-O."
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    5 up, 5 down
  10. "It's tighter than a prairie dog's butt in a dust bowl!"
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    6 up, 6 down


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  1. "Tell grandma to take her teeth out of the glass, this'll be a nail biter."
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  2. "This race is as tight as the rusted lug nuts on a '55 Ford."
    by Butch8666 | September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm. | add comment
    5 up, 8 down

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