Germany Jokes
You know you're in Germany if...
- Added by Andy Thai, September 19, 2008 at 12:47am.
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Germany Jokes
Top 10 Reasons You know you're in Germany:
- Beer actually tastes good80 up, 28 down
- You eat sandwiches for breakfast (especially Nutella on bread)74 up, 39 down
- There are 4 cans/trash bags to put garbage for every household (yellow is normal trash, blue is paper, green or brown is glass, and clear is plastics and metals).71 up, 36 down
- Saying "Wie geht's'" (how are you?) will certainly not be responded to with a short phrase such as gut (fine or good) but rather by a long explanation of everything on that person's mind.66 up, 32 down
- If you drive 4 hours almost in every direction, you will be in a new country which speaks a completely different language and has a new culture.67 up, 37 down
- It costs as much money to buy a coke than to buy a beer63 up, 36 down
- There is a transportation system, that is very efficient, running within each city and going to neighboring cities with buses, street trams, taxis and trains. Also special bike paths and walkways are made so one can go all over town.57 up, 31 down
- The street light turns from red to yellow before it turns green (so that you know to change gears)53 up, 30 down
- People are allowed to drink (age 16) before they learn to drive (age 18)56 up, 38 down
- The date is day.month.year57 up, 40 down
More about "Germany"
ah...Germany..lets see if you can relate to these when you are in Germany.toggle meta
More reasons You know you're in Germany
- McDonalds serves drinks in Liter sizes rather than Ounces46 up, 31 down
- There are nude beaches and even at the local swimming pool people like to lay out and tan themselves without tops on.47 up, 35 down
- Cars park half on the sidewalk and half on the road48 up, 36 down
- You pay extra for mayo or for ketchup, about 30 cents44 up, 33 down
- A train can split up and move on different tracks or just have half the train not move at all.49 up, 38 down
- Burger King tastes better than McDonalds51 up, 41 down
- Alcohol-free beer is available at any restaurant/brewery/bar that beer is servedat45 up, 35 down
- You have to return bottles and cans from where you bought them to get your pfand (deposit) back47 up, 37 down
- People go to the grocery store, the backery and the butcher meat shop every day or every other day.48 up, 40 down
- There are no ice cubes in the refrigerator.44 up, 38 down
- There are no water fountains nor free water anywhere43 up, 38 down
- There are no water towers (can't see what city you are in) and no above ground40 up, 35 down
- People will hike up mountains, go over boulders, or go across country sides when they have time to spend for fun exercise33 up, 29 down
- There are Autobahnen and Z?ge rather than Highways and Trains38 up, 37 down
- "Eis" means ice cream and notice.43 up, 42 down
- You must tip people to use the bathroom, but it is not required to tip for a meal40 up, 39 down
- There is beer available for breakfast43 up, 43 down
- Everywhere you go or look you see graffiti47 up, 47 down
- Buildings do not have air conditioning.42 up, 42 down
- People go for a walk after lunch, and sometimes after supper, through nearby park, forests or pathways.40 up, 40 down
- Mayo on fries (Pommes) is normal41 up, 43 down
- Salads come with a variety of lettuces and cabbages, and you do not get to chose the dressing.35 up, 39 down
- It takes an hour or more to wash clothes in the washing machine (and often times there is no drying machine).35 up, 40 down
- There are cigarette ads on billboards and in the movie theaters (especially Marlboro)33 up, 40 down
- Cereal is available only in hostels38 up, 45 down
- Fruits and Veggies are not sprayed as much with pesticides or herbicides30 up, 39 down
- Any chain store or restaurant is from America.37 up, 49 down
- Watching Wild West movies in black and white is popular30 up, 44 down
- Streets and sidewalks are all stone bricks29 up, 48 down
- If someone bumps into you, they do not say "sorry"34 up, 58 down
- Water comes only with carbonated bubbles39 up, 67 down
