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Dog Lover Jokes

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Dog Lover Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're a Dog Lover:

  1. you care more about getting your dog's supper ready on time than your spouse's.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    85 up, 49 down
  2. when you don't think it's the least bit strange to stand outside at 4:04AM chirping "Pee Maggie...Pee for mommy", while Maggie tends to play and forget why she's out there. You can give 2 !@#$s what the neighbors think.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    80 up, 56 down
  3. you go buy a king sized bed so there is enough room for pooch to sleep comfortably too.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    80 up, 57 down
  4. when house hunting, you only look at houses with BIG fenced in yards so your 100 lb "baby" has somewhere to play.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    72 up, 50 down
  5. you allow your dog to join you in the bath but not your significant other.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    81 up, 60 down
  6. ...for the church directory.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    71 up, 50 down
  7. your spouse has to make the dogs move over so they can get into bed.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    80 up, 59 down
  8. you have more pictures of your dog than of any other family member including yourself.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    74 up, 56 down
  9. you spend all your free time online at dog related sites.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    78 up, 61 down
  10. your dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    70 up, 53 down


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More reasons You know you're a Dog Lover

  1. you and your spouse constantly argue about which one of you the dog looks more like.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    73 up, 57 down
  2. you share your popsicles with the dog.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    71 up, 56 down
  3. when shopping for a new car, your first requirement is that your dog can easily get into & out of the vehicle & she has her own window.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    68 up, 53 down
  4. you share ice cream cones with your dog.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    74 up, 59 down
  5. you decide you might have kids so the dog will have playmates.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    76 up, 62 down
  6. you tell your chat partner to hold on while you play tug-of-war with your dog.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    70 up, 58 down
  7. you don't yell at your significant other after staying out all night because it might upset your dog.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    70 up, 60 down
  8. holiday groceries are bought depending on the number of CANINE guest are expected, in addition to the rest of the family.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    66 up, 56 down
  9. you get your dog a pet cat.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    66 up, 57 down
  10. your dog owns more clothing and toys than your neighbor's children.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    67 up, 59 down
  11. your bedroom door has a doggie door.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    64 up, 57 down
  12. your dog is in your family photo.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    70 up, 63 down
  13. you don't mind sharing your pillow with your dog.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    72 up, 66 down
  14. whenever your dog barks, you say, "uh-oh -- Gotta run -- My dog wants her supper and belly rub now."
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    66 up, 60 down
  15. you won't visit your family if the dog can't go too.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    65 up, 60 down
  16. you refer to your dogs as your 4-legged children.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    64 up, 60 down
  17. you use the term potty in place of other urination terms.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    71 up, 70 down
  18. you tell your relatives you aren't coming unless the dogs are invited, too.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    64 up, 63 down
  19. your entire Christmas wish list is full of stuff for the dog or stuff for you and the dog.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    62 up, 67 down
  20. you make your significant other sleep on the couch because there isn't enough room for the three of you.
    by Andy Thai | September 22, 2008 at 12:03am. | add comment
    55 up, 60 down

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