Coffee Jokes

1. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away, without using the timer!
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2. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
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3. You have to watch videos & DVDs in fast-forward mode.
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4. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
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5. People get dizzy just watching you.
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6. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
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7. You short out motion detectors.
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8. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet!
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9. You can jump-start your car without jumper cables.
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10. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
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More reasons You know you're Addicted to Coffee

11. You get a speeding tickets even when you're parked!
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12. You channel surf faster without a remote.
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13. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale.
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14. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
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15. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
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16. Instant coffee takes too long.
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17. You don't sweat, you percolate!
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18. AND the SUREST sign that you are addicted to coffee...
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19. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
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20. You help your dog chase its tail.
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21. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
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22. You ski uphill.
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23. You answer the door before people knock.
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24. You sleep with your eyes open.
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25. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
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26. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in!
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27. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
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28. You chew on other people's fingernails.
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29. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
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30. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
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31. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
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