You know you're addicted to CSI when...
- Added by Kristen Thai, September 24, 2008 at 9:28pm.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you're addicted to CSI:
- You start knocking on walls in hope of finding a dead body between them.
- You wear latex gloves while at home.
- You know the biographies of ALL the personnel from the CSI website.
- You write fanfiction (guilty as charged on that one....)
- You keep a song that you hate ( American psyco- by EMENIM and some other rapper) on your Ipod because if it says "i was involed in murders that forensic science couldn't solve" and every time that part comes up you laugh and say , "yeah, i guess you haven
- When you were a kid, you wanted to be an astronaut. Now you want to be a CSI
- You learn Photoshop you can make wallpapers out of the pics you have
- You start talking to other people with your head slanted, like Horatio.
- The following terms sound familiar: GSR, COD, TOD, blunt force trama.
- You have a jacket, with the word "Forencics" written on the back
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More reasons You know you're addicted to CSI
- You plan on living in Las Vegas or Miami.
- You dust for prints in your knife drawer.
- Instead of saying "yeah right", you changed it to "picture that" because that's what Warrick says in season 1.
- When something bad happens to your favourite character on CSI, after it's over, you list all the reasons why that wouldn't have happened.
- Your friends won't say anything about CSI near you, because they know that you will ramble on for ages.
- You got arrested when found crossing the yellow tape.
- Your choice of car? The one like Horatio has.
- You suddenly study chemistry to understand more about those chemical reactions.
- You change your lighting to UV lighting, just to see those stains in your carpet.
- You never work (or go out) Thursday nights because you'll miss CSI (although you tape it anyway).
- When you're in China, you follow a rather shady man through a knockoff market in Shanghai just to buy CSI: Miami DVDs (what?).
- You'd even settle for a shirt with the same word.
- You stare at Grissom's eyeglasses and Horatio's shades, then search for the exact pair (or at least close to it!)
- You walk around with a Mag-lite.
- You name your kittens "Hodges" and "Jorja" because all your friends and familly won't let you name them "Las" and "Vegas" (TRUE!!)
- Everything you learned in professional school becomes more clear with each episode of CSI.
- You wrap your house with yellow crime-scene tape.
- You stay up until 3:00am to watch CSI reruns on SPIKE when you know you have to be at work at 8:00am.
- When your friends ask you what your perfect date would be, you say it would be to watch CSI all night long, then the next day, get to talk about with nobody to tell you to shut up.
- If you hear the words "Crime" or "Scene" or "investigation" you immediatly stop what youre doing just to see if theres a chance to talk about CSI.
- You've changed your quote from "Smile at the world, and the world will smile back" to "Concentrate on what cannot lie... The evidence"
- When your sister is on vacation in Las Vegas and offers to buy you something, you bypass Chanel, Louis Vuitton, and Gucci in favour of a CSI t-shirt.
- When you are the leader of a group, you think, "What kind of a leader should I be? Gris Style or Horatio?"
- You match your friends personalities with those of the CSI characters.
- You keep a picture of your favourite CSI charater under your pillow and kiss it good night every time you go to bed
- Your friend asks you about the episode with "the sparkling room thingie," and you don't even have to think about it before informing them they're thinking of Scooba Doobie-Do.
- You can't sleep knowing that something exciting is going to happen on the next episode.
- Your puppy is called VEGAS as a compromise, because none of your kids could stop arguing over whether it was gonna be called Grissom, Warrick, Greggo or Nicky......
- You read HAMLET, cause it was mentioned that HORATIO came from the name of Hamlet's best bud, Horatio

