Top 10 Reasons You know you're Goth:
- you don't use a plectrum due to the size of your fingernails14 up, 6 down
- The Count was your favorite Sesame Street character as a child15 up, 9 down
- You refer to others as "The Normals"12 up, 7 down
- You fashion your eyeliner after a culture that's been dead over 2000 years8 up, 4 down
- You own a glow-in-the-dark rosary that alternates between your neck and the rearview mirror in your car8 up, 4 down
- you don't come out on film11 up, 8 down
- your friends are too scared to call you spooky10 up, 7 down
- You own even 1 Projekt c.d.7 up, 4 down
- You have seen "Nightmare before Christmas" more than seven times8 up, 6 down
- You think of the hearse as a "family car"7 up, 5 down
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More reasons You know you're Goth
- you wonder whether marilyn manson is good/evil or rich9 up, 7 down
- petrol is more important than sunlight7 up, 6 down
- You spell Vampire either Vampyre or Vamphyre10 up, 9 down
- You and your friends take lengthy drives to visit non-local graveyards9 up, 8 down
- You argue on whether Poppy Z. Brite or Anne Rice has the more realistic view on vampires10 up, 9 down
- You buy $15 fishnets and rip them on purpose8 up, 7 down
- You like to play dead in public8 up, 7 down
- you slept in your drummers bass drum during a gig8 up, 8 down
- you take an ice cold bath before sex.5 up, 5 down
- you are allergic to sunlight8 up, 8 down
- at your wedding, it is difficult to tell which is the bride and which is the groom7 up, 8 down
- Your purse is large, square and metal6 up, 7 down
- You think dead flowers are prettier than live ones8 up, 9 down
- The shade of powder you wear is called "Sheet Of Paper"7 up, 8 down
- you ate your homework for the ink7 up, 8 down
- the sabbath day makes you shudder6 up, 7 down
- your reflection is distorted6 up, 8 down
- you wear more makeup than your wife/girlfriend6 up, 8 down
- Christians accost you with pamphlets on the street frequently5 up, 7 down
- You are happy when no one has ever heard of your favorite band9 up, 11 down
- You've willingly undergone cosmetic dental surgery7 up, 9 down
- you have ever written a poem about your dead cat/dog/fish/hampster.4 up, 7 down
- You refer to your age in mortal years6 up, 9 down
- You wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black lipstick on your face9 up, 12 down
- you practiced guitar swallowing and ended up in ER6 up, 10 down
- caffeine is more important than sunlight3 up, 7 down
- You wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer5 up, 9 down
- you have ever slamdanced...to make room for you and your friends at the high school prom4 up, 9 down
- Your girlfriend complains that you look better in her black, velvet skirt than she does5 up, 10 down
- Your boyfriend complains that his ribs just don't stick out the way they used to3 up, 8 down
- You were disappointed to find out that "American Gothic" is a portrait of two farmers5 up, 10 down
- You can't decide whether Morticia Addams or Lily Munster is prettier, then decide Wednesday blows them both away4 up, 9 down
- You own 16 or more Cleopatra c.d.'s3 up, 8 down
- Your combat boots cost more than it takes to feed a third world child for two years5 up, 10 down
- You go to Denny's at 5 in the morning and think, "These are my people"4 up, 9 down
- You pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit3 up, 8 down
- you have a tattoo of a spider anywhere3 up, 8 down
- you shave with a salted razor outside on a snowy winters day3 up, 8 down
- you demand someone takes an ice cold bath before sex4 up, 10 down
- you take an ice cold bath before going to sleep4 up, 10 down
- Mana is more important than sunlight2 up, 9 down
- you have ever imprisoned a friend as a child and drained him of his soul2 up, 9 down
- You accost Christians with pamphlets on the street2 up, 9 down
- at your wedding, the bride wears a huge dark mistress dress and you wear a white leather body suit2 up, 10 down
- You and your boyfriend fight over who gets to wear the fangs2 up, 11 down
Comments
1 Izzie - December 2, 2009 at 1:23pm.
I'm sorry but I think these comments are insulting. Some of them are just plain nasty and it's supposed to be a laugh and a joke.