You Know You are a Mother When...
- Added by youknowster, October 3, 2008 at 2:14am.
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Top 10 Reasons You Know You are a Mother:
- You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.18 up, 7 down
- As you cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.15 up, 6 down
- You hide in the bathroom to be alone.18 up, 10 down
- You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "NOT in your good clothes!"16 up, 9 down
- Someone else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.15 up, 9 down
- You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it's the only one your child eats.14 up, 8 down
- You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.15 up, 11 down
- You have time to shave only one leg at a time.14 up, 10 down
- You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.14 up, 11 down
- Your kid throws-up and you catch it.11 up, 12 down
More about "Mother"
A mother is a biological and/or social female parent of an offspring. In the case of a mammal such as a human, the biological mother gestates a fertilized ovum, which is called first an embryo, and then a fetus.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You Know You are a Mother
- You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.10 up, 11 down
- You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into cute shapes.9 up, 12 down
- You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything".9 up, 12 down
- You donate to charities in the hope that your child won't get that disease.8 up, 14 down
