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Top 10 Reasons You Know You Are a Serb:

  1. Your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    27 up, 6 down
  2. Your Baba calls all cereal "Corn Flakes".
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    24 up, 5 down
  3. Your father calls you a "dummy" for not knowing how to do something he can't either.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    16 up, 3 down
  4. You get mad when somebody says that you speak Yugoslavian
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    20 up, 7 down
  5. When your Dad tries to make you dring "Rasola" (kupus juice), and tries desparately to convince you how good it is!
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    16 up, 4 down
  6. Your dad starts to swear obsessively whenever he watches CNN.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    14 up, 3 down
  7. When your friends' parents talk to you like they're YOUR PARENTS too.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    13 up, 2 down
  8. You know you're Serbian when all you have to do is sniffle and your parents (almost gladly) say, "Uh- huh" and start yelling at you for getting sick
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    14 up, 3 down
  9. You tell Americans where you are from and you end up explaining the entire history of Yugoslavia
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    12 up, 2 down
  10. Your uncle makes his own wine that is stronger than rakija
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    15 up, 6 down


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Serbs are a South Slavic people living in the Balkans and Central Europe, mainly in Serbia, Montenegro, Bosnia-Herzegovina, and, to a lesser extent, in Croatia.

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More reasons You Know You Are a Serb

  1. Your Dad tells you "kad sam ja bio u tvoje godine...."
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    12 up, 3 down
  2. You must wear papucas (slippers) at all times so you don't catch cold
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    13 up, 4 down
  3. You are prohibited from speaking English in you own home.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    11 up, 3 down
  4. There's at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    11 up, 3 down
  5. You think everything is a conspiracy
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    15 up, 7 down
  6. There's a slab of fat in your fridge called "slanina"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    10 up, 2 down
  7. At your birthdays everyone is singing "Happy brzday tu u"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    14 up, 6 down
  8. When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    10 up, 2 down
  9. "Everyone is sure that you're Italian or Greek"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    12 up, 4 down
  10. When you are 6'5" 250# and your parents think you are too skinny.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    11 up, 3 down
  11. A week after Slava, Bozic, and Easter you are still eating sarma
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    10 up, 2 down
  12. When you think there is no better thing in the world but to dip bread in the lard dripping from a roasted pig
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    10 up, 2 down
  13. When your date comes to pick you up and your dad sits on the couch cleaning his hunting gun
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    10 up, 2 down
  14. When 3 different strangers are waiting for you at the airport to collect their gifts that you are carrying with you
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    11 up, 3 down
  15. Your Baba can only cook in quantities of 20.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    14 up, 6 down
  16. When your friends can't believe you got drunk at a church function
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    13 up, 6 down
  17. When you insist on talking Serbian even when you're with your American friends
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    11 up, 4 down
  18. After a few years of working there is a pattern on your leave of absence, you are sick every year on the 7th, 14th, and 20th of January
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 2 down
  19. You are the only race that suffers from PROMAJA
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    10 up, 3 down
  20. When your tata, ujko, stric, tetak, or deda cross their legs like a woman
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 1 down
  21. If your parents think that Yugos are the best, and the whole world is just stupid
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 2 down
  22. Salata is eaten with the meal, not before
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 2 down
  23. Your MySpace page has a hundred photos with you and your friends holding up three fingers
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 1 down
  24. At your wedding you have a minimum of 350 guests.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    10 up, 4 down
  25. You eat canned peppers and ajvar with every meal
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    12 up, 6 down
  26. Your American friends will never understand why you spend so much time at church events and you are the farthest thing from holy that there is
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 3 down
  27. Your tata has a smoke house and smokes all the slanina/prsut/pecenje for the surrounding serb colony
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    11 up, 5 down
  28. You get scared when your dad sneezes
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 3 down
  29. When you make sure that every non-Serb KNOWS that while at the English court they were eating with hands King LAZAR was using a golden fork
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 2 down
  30. There is always "pita" on the kitchen counter and multiple pita dough bundles in your freezer at all times
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 1 down
  31. Your mom or baba only use two settings on the stove: MAX or OFF
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 3 down
  32. You have at least 3 slave to attend to on the same day.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 3 down
  33. Your father expects you to study or "hit da books" every waking hour that he's home, and he expects nothing less than an "A".
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 3 down
  34. Whenever you went by Baba's house, she offered you supa, sarma, pecenje or kolace and got mad if you didn't eat EVERYTHING.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 2 down
  35. When your mom tells you not to drink cold water after you have exercisedyou know
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 1 down
  36. You think the expression "Don't laugh so much, you will cry" sounds reasonable
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 3 down
  37. Every one of your relatives from the old country that immigrates to the the US is an engineer
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 2 down
  38. You read this list to your mama and tata and all they have to say in their defense is "IC NAT TRU!!!"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 1 down
  39. When your pride is more important than your own happiness
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 3 down
  40. Every letter you receive from Yugo ends with "Posalji malo para"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 3 down
  41. You're told to speak Serbian to be understood by the whole world
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 3 down
  42. Your parents insists on you dancing the kolo from an early age and can't leave it till they had enough taking you to lessons and that is usually around 16 years of age.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 1 down
  43. Your parents tell you that "gurlz" love guys that can dance a good kolo
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 2 down
  44. Upon meeting another Serb, one of your first questions is, "What church do You go to?"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    11 up, 6 down
  45. When your tata is looking at an old photo album and sees himself young and says "jao sto sam bio frajer" and ur mom tells him "molim te nemoj da s...?!"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 2 down
  46. Mama knocks on wood when saying "Hvala Bogu"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 3 down
  47. Your parents praise the country they came from but would never move back.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    10 up, 5 down
  48. At your wedding the first song is always "danas majka zeni svoga sina".
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 5 down
  49. There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and Cabbage in your garage.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 2 down
  50. Your mother still makes your bed.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 5 down
  51. Your dad wears dress socks with tennis shoes.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 2 down
  52. You had to break off a tree branch from your back yard, so your dad could whoop your ass with it.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 2 down
  53. Your dad thinks that the phone is bugged
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  54. When all your Serbian friend's dads offer you slivo at age 16.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  55. All other action stops when you hear the music : "Boze Pravde", "Kad sam bio mali", or "Marsirala"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 5 down
  56. "Your Baba lectures you everyday of your life because her own children know better than to listen to her"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  57. When your mum cuts your hair with a "serpa"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  58. You know you are a Serb when you go to the annual picnic on the 4th of July and it's a big car show where your fellow Serbs show off their cars....
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 2 down
  59. A Serbian baby shower is as big as most American weddings!
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  60. You go to church 2 times a year... Bozic and Uskrs
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 2 down
  61. When your baba rather walk five miles to the grocery store instead of getting a ride.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 2 down
  62. When your tata whips you before your relatives come over for your birthday...
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 1 down
  63. When at least 3 of your cousins are Cro
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 4 down
  64. When on your birthday everyone pulls your ears
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 2 down
  65. Your parents always complain about how the "matematika" you're doing in school is too easy for kids your age.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 5 down
  66. When your parents will only go to the doctor if they are passed out on the floor or have severed a limb
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  67. Garlic flavored boiled pigs feet spread is yummy
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  68. When you eat any kind of meat for lunch and your baba says that the greasiest part is the sweetest.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    10 up, 6 down
  69. You have a gold chain with a 'pravoslavni krst' on it
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 2 down
  70. When you say bitch instead of beach or beach instead of bitch
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 4 down
  71. When your parents' friends have no shame to tell you that you gained weight
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 2 down
  72. Your easter eggs are coloured brown
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 2 down
  73. When you can actually pronounce the "g" in jagnje
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 1 down
  74. When your tata does a running commentary through a movie and he thinks he knows everything that's going to happen even though he has never seen the movie
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  75. You coverted the garage into a kitchen just to feed all the family and guest that showed
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 4 down
  76. You can make a public announcement by telling just one Serb friend something in confidence.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  77. If u use "bre" or "j___ g_" in your dialog
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  78. When a relative/friend comes from Serbia, they bring chocalate for the kids.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 4 down
  79. Every car your family owns has chrome wheels.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 4 down
  80. Your baba swears more than you do.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  81. Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5km uphill both ways. And over rocks.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 4 down
  82. Your dad pronounced the silent b in Climb, plumber, comb etc?
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 5 down
  83. If you are female, you first name ends in "A"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 4 down
  84. You have a Serbian cross, flag, or icon, hanging from your rear view mirror
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  85. If you are a girl and not married by the age of 20 you are an old maid
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 4 down
  86. Your mother insists that you must eat something with "kasika" at least several times a week
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 6 down
  87. Your mom tells you not to sit on concrete or your ovaries are going to freeze
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  88. When you celebrate Christmas and Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone else
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  89. You have a vegetable garden in your backyard consisting of a variety of peppers, onions and tomatoes.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 1 down
  90. You have a freezer that is loaded with meat products, especially pork.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 4 down
  91. When your parents constantly say you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from University
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  92. You are at a zabava and guy's try to pick you up with "Hey baby, what's your slava??"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  93. Your tata pronounces "oops" as "ups."
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  94. "No one has ever pronounced your last name right, and every kid on the block has a nickname for it"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  95. When your Baba made you drink warm water when you had a cold, because cold water would make you feel sicker
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 4 down
  96. When you say you're hungry, and then go buy pack of smokes
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  97. When your tata is talking to you and every other word he calls you is budala...
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  98. When you work part time and drive a BMW
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  99. When you date someone from church
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  100. When all your Serb guy friends insist they're Cetnici
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  101. When your cat is named matcak and your dog is named kutcak
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 4 down
  102. You cut up some onions and garlic and then decide what you will make for dinner.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  103. Your majka is fond of saying "Tanks God"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  104. When your mama and baba have to wear 18 lbs. of gold around their necks at the zabavas "zato sto narod moze da vidi koliko smo mi bogat!"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  105. ..if you sit too close to the T.V., you'll get cancer.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  106. Your parents insist that piling blankets on your body is the way to cure your 102 degree fever
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  107. Your house smells like luk or krompir and you get pissed because it gets on your clothes
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  108. When you started going to the clubs at 14
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  109. When you try to spell and it comes out the way you speak it
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 1 down
  110. You have no idea why the other girls in second grade are so upset when you tell them you eat lamb
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  111. When you were a kid you made enough money for any electronic toy you wanted every time you saw your older relatives
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  112. You move next door to a family member to be closer but then end up not talking for something stupid someone said when they were drunk
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  113. You don't understand the language of your church prayers
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  114. The tunes of your popular folk songs sound oriental
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  115. You know you are born in Australia, America, UK etc but the first words out of your mouth is Serbian and not English
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 1 down
  116. When your dad tells you not to drink so much, but he drinks non stop
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  117. if your not married by the age of 20 your family wants to send you back home to find ?a nice boy?
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  118. You have more than 200 serbian movies, but you have never watched them
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  119. When you call Santa "Deda Mraze"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 4 down
  120. When at your wedding reception as you enter the hall, they play "Marsh Na Drinu".
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  121. When your pit bull's name is Pedja
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  122. Your deda tells you that his family were the wealthiest in the village because they owned two cows and a donkey
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  123. When you've heard "kuku meni" way too many times in your life ..
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  124. A healthy Serbian breakfast is fried eggs, slanina, pogacha and a shot of slivo or rakja. Your deda has been eating this for years and has the lowest cholesterol count in the family.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 4 down
  125. Your baba, deda, tata, mama wash off every inch of concrete around your whole house at least once a week.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  126. When everyone likes kolo's.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 1 down
  127. Deda drinks rakija to "clear his throat" in the morning
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  128. When your dad makes rakija from grapes from your backyard
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 2 down
  129. You rip the hleb and eat it dry.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 1 down
  130. Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry eggs.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  131. A Serb girl tries to look 23 but she's actually 15.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 7 down
  132. You can derive "David" from "Zeljko".
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 4 down
  133. You own a leather jacket.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    10 up, 8 down
  134. You have three pairs of black shoes.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 4 down
  135. Each one of your friends has a distinct, annoying laugh.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  136. Being someone's KUM really has no meaning.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 5 down
  137. One of your relatives is a construction worker / painter
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 4 down
  138. You only go out of town for Serbian Tournaments and Dances
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 5 down
  139. You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 4 down
  140. You have a Kosovka Devojka goblen hanging on your wall
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 4 down
  141. When the head of a pig with an apple in its mouth is looked upon as a delicacy
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  142. As a kid you are paid to steal the bride's shoe at a wedding
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  143. You can think of nothing you would rather do an a Saturday night than go to a dance
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  144. You cant imagine hearing a song without the obligatory "harmonikas solo"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  145. You know you are a Serb when you can hear your parents talking, and you are across the street.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  146. You know you're Serbian, when you are a fan of whatever basketball team Vlade Divac is on
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  147. You know you're Serbian when your mom has a whole pharmacy in the medicine cabinet.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  148. When no matter how old you are, your parents say you are never right.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  149. When your baba chases you down the street with her cipela...
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 5 down
  150. When your mama gives you vodka when your teething...
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  151. When as a young boy/girl you have your head shaved to promote a thick head of healthy hair
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 4 down
  152. A cassette or Video of Lepa Brena is in your Video case or radio
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  153. When you open gifts not to tear the wrapping so your baba can reuse the paper and bows
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  154. When you go on vacation and your dad spends all his time playing tablic at the hotel
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  155. When tipping rule of thumb is: no need to tip if you will never eat at that restaurant again
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  156. When no one enters your house through the front door. .. everyone is to enter through the garage
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  157. When to ensure that you will never marry a non-serb, whenever you are in the car with your parents, your parents play Serb music and sing along really loud when the windows are rolled down in the car
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  158. When your father threatens you with a papuca
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  159. When in the family gathering every generation has its own war and is boming to talk about and be proud for surviving it.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  160. When you say your last name first and prefer last names that ends in "ic"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    9 up, 7 down
  161. When the hospitality is consisting in making the guest eat till he doesn't die
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  162. Baba says "palachinki" and everyone heads for the table
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 5 down
  163. When your tata chases the pigeons off the balcony with a mop, then sits down and says "dayll be back"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  164. If your parents can't pronounce "turtle"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  165. Your baba and deda are born in Croatia
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 3 down
  166. When your baba does all the household chores
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  167. When your mom was the only one to buy you video games and clothes
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 2 down
  168. You get a C in history, but can recite every Serbian king, in order,from Czar Dusan
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    10 up, 9 down
  169. Your dad never told you about the birds and the bees
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  170. You can derive "Steve" from "Nenad".
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  171. Your Deda cuts the grass with knee high black socks and slippers.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 5 down
  172. You work out six days a week, but somehow you dad whoops your ass in like five seconds after he comes home from a thirteen hour day from the bakery/factory/food business.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  173. Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  174. You have the biggest sandwiches at school, always consisting of "prsut Or salami".
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  175. Your last name ends with a CH
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  176. A loaf of bread is eaten for lunch.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  177. The minute Church services are finished you run to the bar in the Church Hall and get plastered
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 5 down
  178. You don't talk to your Kumovi
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  179. You live with your mom and dad until you are married
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  180. You teach all your American friends Serbian cuss words
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  181. When you are told that you'll grow a tail if you drink coffee at a young age
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  182. You took a bath in a lavor when you were a kid.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  183. "Your Baba says everything you do is bad and what you need is a nice Serbian girl to take care of you!"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  184. You know you're Serbian when you don't work and you go shell out $300 easy on the weekend
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  185. When you can always smell garlic on your parents breath and they insist it kills all the bacteria.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  186. Your parents believe that being left handed is the sign of the devil
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  187. When your baba and deda believe that you got sick because your parents didn't feed you properly
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 5 down
  188. When you are watching your favorite basketball team and someone scores a three pointer you interpret the referee's three fingers in the air as support for Serbia
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  189. When you bang the table and break glasses while singing when you're drunk.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  190. When your father says "samo ako te zgrabim ja"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 5 down
  191. Your parents order "Pepsi , no ice"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  192. When returning from Jugo, everyone at the airport is staring at you becuase your suitcase smells of rakija
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    8 up, 7 down
  193. You can dance a kolo to anything, including Serbian rock
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  194. You've either thrown a hotel party or have gotten thrown out of one
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  195. You know you're a Serb when you sing "DJURDJEVDAN" at all serbian parties
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  196. When you roll pancakes and eat them as a dessert after dinner
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  197. When you do not announce yourself before visiting a friend and are happy to see him/her at your door in the same manner
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  198. When you?re BABA is criticizing you every time you say the word "picture"!
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  199. When you say that the family is to be loved only in the photos
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  200. When people still think you are from Siberia no matter how many times you tell them Serbia
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  201. You think this list is way too long but have already read to the bottom because it's so funny
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  202. No matter what the price is your Dad will still say 'kol'ko?,.., ooh, bogati, pa skupo' and 'Nasta trosis pare'.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  203. Your mama tells you never to cut out the "srce" of a watermelon, but the whole slice or "tata ce da vice kada dodje kuci!"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  204. When your Tata always says "Dodji Tati"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  205. When your mother in law puts garlic under the cradle of your baby to save him from "uroka"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  206. When your dad yells at little Serbian kids for speaking English
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  207. You have a good husband if he works and doesn't beat you
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  208. At your christening a silver dollar on your navel will protect you from evil and make you rich
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  209. When you put ground potatoes in your socks to cure a fever
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  210. When the only family u have here is your mom dad and siblings
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  211. As a child, the babas at your church caused you permanent brain damage from asphyxiation by pressing your face into their ample boobs while shouting, "o joj, zlato!" over and over again
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  212. When you're about 4 years old and you have to show your "cuna" to some old Serb who gives you one dollar and is pleased to see that you are becoming a man.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  213. Your church fries fish on Fridays
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 2 down
  214. When everytime you ask your Dad where he's going, he says; "U g____u. Oces li i ti?"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  215. Tata and brat drive 75 mph with one finger on the wheel and no seat belt while smoking and telling a story
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  216. When your dad buys a car he says it's a great car
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 3 down
  217. You have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  218. At least one of your friends name is "Dragan".
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 5 down
  219. You can hear your dad snoring from across the street.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  220. You wear a DKNY t-shirt when you work out.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  221. Your parents never go on vacations because they are afraid to leave you home alone for a week.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  222. Your mum makes her own bread and slices it with a BIG kitchen knife to a thickness of 5cm per slice.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 2 down
  223. Your parents have gone on vacation ONCE and it was to Yugo.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  224. Your dad thinks he knows everything about the world today.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  225. When your walls are crowded with icons of saints
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    7 up, 7 down
  226. Your church has a fully loaded bar
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  227. You are high maintenance
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  228. Your mom wears her bra as a bathing suit
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  229. It takes over 8 years to finish college
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  230. Rakija is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  231. Your Tata complains da ga ledga BOLE!!!
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 2 down
  232. You go to a restaurant and you bring your own drinks
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  233. When your grandma says that farting is healthy.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  234. You hear the word "BATINE" and you cringe or go into convulsions
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  235. You use Shljivovitca down the carburetor to start your 69 Dodge Charger on a cold winter morning
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 2 down
  236. "Your Baba wastes absolutley no food and even sticks flour in the freezer to keep fresh"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 2 down
  237. When your mum calls you "stoka"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  238. Your parents still prefer to buy cassettes instead of CDs.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  239. When no matter what age you are or how much smarter than your parents you are, they will never listen to what you say 'cause you're still their little " beba "
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  240. When your parents know everything you did at the basketball tournament before you get home
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  241. You know you're a Serb when your neighbors never see you during Memorial Day Weekend because you're traveling with 'that choir'.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 2 down
  242. You have not seen baba's hair since deda died.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  243. When your mother yells at you for taking a shower each and every morning with her sarcasm "Did you plow the fields today?"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  244. When you hang your clothes in the backyard on a clothes line even though you have a dryer...
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  245. You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but have never exercised in your life
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 2 down
  246. When your parents only want to invite your Serbian friends in your house
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  247. Your mom gloats about how good Serbian food is but cooks Turkish coffee for all her friends
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  248. When you write on your history exam that Nikola Tesla is the father of electricity not Thomas Edison and you teacher fails you.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  249. When you make a pilgrimage to Chicago
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 2 down
  250. When your parents tell you that the laws pertain only to North Amaericans and not them
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  251. When your dad likes to sit home and play the harmonika
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 2 down
  252. If your real first name isn't Serbian, you have two first names -- one is definitely Serbian.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  253. When the first thing you do when you walk into a friends house, is take off your shoes, kiss their mom, and shake their dad's hand
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  254. Drinking a cold glass of water will get you sick
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  255. When beans are served and your dad tells you that you should call it "gospodin pasulj
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 2 down
  256. You can't even think about beginning the kolach until 1:00 in the morning, since it's bad luck to make it any earlier than the morning of slava.It's 2:10 AM when you realize the oven, which deda just "repaired", won't light...
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  257. The word "Sramota!" will deter you from anything
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  258. All Middle Easterners are "Turci"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  259. Deda has a 25 year club hat and license plate frame from his steel mill job and lost three fingers achieving that milestone
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  260. Your parents buy peppers by the bushels
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 5 down
  261. When a lamb/pig was roasted on a backyard pit for your graduation party to the horror of your friends
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  262. You have a doily covering your DVD, VCR, printer, scanner
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  263. When you know what "merak" is and spread your arms every single time you hear "Nema raje bez rodnoga kraja"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 2 down
  264. When there is a knock on the front door and your father asks: Who is?"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  265. When your tata is ironing, cooking cleaning and cooking, but when the doorbell rings, you must not open till he doesn?t put himself on the sofa with a cigarette and a turska kafa
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 5 down
  266. When you watch a movie and wait to the end to see if there are any jugovic in the credits
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  267. Your mother serves you tea only when you are sick
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 5 down
  268. Your Baba tells you to eat ice cream only in summertime
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  269. Your favorite phrase is "Nema problema"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  270. Everybody exept for your father serves the guests on "Slava"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  271. When everyone in Yugoslavia asks you "pa de ti se vise svidja? tamo ili ovamo?"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  272. When your deda drives a Yugo
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  273. When you pack to go for serbia and out of the 4 suitcases you are carrying, only one of them is actually yours
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  274. When your Deda always says "Dodji Dedi"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  275. When your family suggests that u go to Yugo to marry your cousin so u can bring them over to Canada
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  276. Asian people are friends with your dad because he's name is Dragan. And they think it's Dragon
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  277. Seeing an animal's brain in the fridge doesn't freak you out
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  278. When you mom or grandma tells you to pee before you go outside
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  279. You use the words brat i sestra for your brother and sister and for your
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  280. cousins
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 5 down
  281. You know when you are a Serb when you are born on a Serbian Saint Day and named after that saint.. eg Nicola, Lazer, Savo etc..
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  282. You've convinced all your friends that Bon Jovi's name is actually Bojan Jovic
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  283. You are named after your ujko, stric, tata or deda
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 5 down
  284. You tell your friends that you love sipak (rosehip) jam and they have no idea what it is
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  285. If your American friends cant understand why you spend every summer vacation in Yugo
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  286. Your Baba always gestures with a large kitchen knife
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  287. When your neighbors think your garage is on fire, but it's just your Dad smoking meat.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  288. When people are readig this list and they are serious in analyzing each line, contemplating its truth in depth and giving it a historical perspective
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 2 down
  289. When you have a stomach ache and your mom says "Skupi se"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  290. There is no wedding without a kolo
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 5 down
  291. Not only do you eat bread with every meal, but then you use the left-over bread to wipe your plate clean.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  292. You dance folklor... or if you're a guy your mom makes you
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  293. When your real name is Nick/ Nikola, serbs call you Nidjo
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  294. When your dad has a ton of yarn socks from Serbia
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  295. When your relative comes from Serbia they bring home-made rakia
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  296. When your baba taught you the serbian language as a kid
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  297. You started smoking when you went to Serbia for the first time.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  298. When you get back from Srbija, you immediately go on myspace and download all the songs from Serbian singers' pages. Then listen to them for 2 months before getting back to American music.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  299. Your dad is out in the backyard with a large bowl or plastic bag and cutting dandelion leaves with a knife to put in the salata.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 4 down
  300. You eat bread that's ripped up in a bowl of hot milk and love it.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 3 down
  301. Your family owns a coffee grinder..and a nut grinder
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  302. Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any Amerikanac
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  303. At your wedding you know only about a third of the people there.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  304. You are somehow related to every 1 in 3 Serb girls/boys.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  305. A cold shiver runs down your spine when your mom threatens by using the word "tata" in a sentence.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  306. Your dad wears black socks to work everyday.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  307. Your Baba and Deda live in your basement.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  308. Your dad claims not to be a racist but insists the whole world should speak Serbian.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  309. Before school every morning your parents had to look after the sheep, milk the cows, gather all hay, feed the animals etc..
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  310. You argue that your mobile phone is better than anyone else's.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  311. All the hot girls/guys are your cousins.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  312. When you are reading this list and you're cracking up
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  313. When you make jokes based on your own tragedy
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  314. The main menu for lunch is cabbage and beans.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  315. Your parents have a shot of rakija for breakfast
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  316. You started to drink at the age of 12
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  317. There is a baba hotline 1-800-CALL-BABA
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  318. On your birthday, your parents make you take a picture cutting the cake with a huge knife.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  319. You wear as much gold as your girlfriend/mother/sister
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  320. When all your Serbian friends dad's kick your ass.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  321. When you had/have a pet named Mishko.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  322. You have a cold cellar that includes a variety of meat/deli products,pickled goods, and wine.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  323. When you have to reassure your Mother that her cooking is the best
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  324. You are freaked out by 'Babaroga'
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  325. All the older Serbs around you are always worried about drafts.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  326. The first conversation you had as a baby used the words "jebi ga"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  327. When your friends can't understand why your summer vacation consists of playing golf in a town called Farrell or Aliquippa.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  328. When you have a chicken running around in your back yard...
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  329. You have a shot of rakija followed by a crna kafa and a pack of Malboro's for breakfast.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  330. You can spend 3hrs in a Cafe drinking the same one coffee
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  331. Calling someone for a chat at 1am on a weeknight is the norm
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    6 up, 7 down
  332. Your parents work day and night to build the ultimate brick and concrete mansion so their sin and snaja can live with them in eternal happiness
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  333. When you're married with kids and your mother still insists on cooking and cleaning for you
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  334. When your parents only let you go to your Serbian friends' house.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  335. When your tata tells you a narodna poslovica for everything single wrong thing you do and you think that he made them all up just to prove a point.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  336. When you beg a friend going back to Yugo to get you some Serbian cigarettes
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  337. You know you are Serb when your boyfriend / husband says to you "cut bre"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  338. When you step on poop and your mom tells you that it's a sign of luck or money
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  339. You know you're a Serb when this list keeps growing and it's getting hard to edit it!
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  340. Baba's extra refrigerator is the back porch...
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  341. Your first real kiss was during the Kissing Kolo.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  342. You know you're a serb when you are 25, live on you own, and still sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the morning.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  343. Cevapcici on the grill are better than steak any day
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  344. Your grown uncle gets a "batine" from your baba and you don't think twice about it
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  345. You work on a construction, but when you come to YU for vacation you tell everyone how successfull "biznismen" you are.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  346. You listen to gusle and you actually LIKE it
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  347. When your mom can bake a cake without sugar, chocolate, flour and oil, and she calls it " the embargo cake "
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  348. When you're sitting in your room and listening to "narodnjake"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  349. You always buy a Mercedes Benz when you decide to move back to YU.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  350. When you think green onions from your deda's garden and a plate of salt is an appetizer
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  351. You tell your friends to rebel when their parents tell them to be home before midnight
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  352. You know you are a Serb when you're mom is running after you to put on a "podkusulja"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  353. When you are never certain whether to stay abroad or return to Serbia
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  354. Your dad tells you "dis is the turd time I am telling you dis" and you are afraid to laugh.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  355. Truisms such as "you don't have to look for a fool with a lantern" and "until you are age 21 you don't have no more brains than a chicken" are meaningful to you.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  356. Reunions are not complete without dissension and the airing of grievances.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  357. You bring gifts when you come and take gifts when you leave.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  358. You make sure to bring pictures of your new car/apartment/house with you to YU and show them to your jealous relatives & friends but make it look unintentional
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  359. When your tata never misses to "oglodati oko kosti"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  360. You know you're a Serb when your dad thinks everyone from China has a black belt
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  361. When you have run away from Serbia and you?re still saying :It?s the best place to live!
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  362. When you?re BABA doesn?t want to eat Pizza because it has an AWFUL name.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  363. When working 9-5 is like working under fascism the first question you ask at a job interview is "how much vacation time do I have"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  364. Your parents tell you that sleeping in a cold bedroom is good for your health
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  365. For the first 16 years of your life you think your name is J.... Ti Sunce'
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  366. When you have pictures of saints in your bathroom
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  367. When your Dad insists that he must be called Tata and not Dad because to him Dad means Deda
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  368. If you were taught to love not just your immediate family but up to your 10th cousin or more and NOT to marry them
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  369. When you tell people you are Serbian, they always ask... "So ... What is it like there now?"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  370. You live in the adult world but when you go home, you feel like your 9 years old all over again
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  371. When you're at a soccer game and your tata is yelling "j**** ja" at the whole team and all the "amerikanci" know it can't be a good thing
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  372. When she is mad your mama tells you that she will send you back to where you came from
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  373. When you are in a circle of fellow Serbs having a conversation and anything round dropped into the middle of the group becomes a soccer ball subject to juggling
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  374. Your tata yells at you "budala, neznas nista!" when you tell him that the crowd isn't yelling "DIVAC", they are actually yelling "Defense" during the Sacramento Kings game regardless if they are home or away
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  375. When everyone always turns over their cup after drinking tursku kafu even though they know there is no one to tell them their fortune.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  376. You have an ashtray in your shower
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  377. No one believes you are a Serb if you come from Texas, Alabama, Georgia or Mississippi and have a drawl, even if your last name is Manojlovich or Bogdanovich
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  378. When TATA goes to any professional and says STA ON ZNA, NEMA POJMA
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  379. You know you're a Serb when your parents yell "kakva je ta skola" when you cannot complete their tax returns while you're in the third grade.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  380. --- new entries ---
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  381. You believe drinking the juice from the kupus barrel is as good as a flu shot.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  382. When your mom makes you put on a sweater in the house because SHE's cold.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  383. When you know the biggest killer of Serbs isn't heart disease or cancer, but PROMAJA.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  384. When you have a wrestling match against your dad your deda laughs.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  385. When every wedding you go to the kolo is always cacak
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  386. When people at weddings shout like mad people
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 6 down
  387. When a pop has a beard
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  388. When your mother or grandmother bathed you in a "korito" with boiling hot water when you were a baby
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 3 down
  389. Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver .
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  390. Baba chased you around the house with Kamilica to drink and Vicks toshove up your nose when you had a cold.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    1 up, 3 down
  391. All slave have the same cuisine "supa, sarma, Pecenje".
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 5 down
  392. You don't actually attend University, just hang out there and play "tablic".
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  393. Even the fat Serb chicks put on the tightest skirt possible.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  394. You have all brand new appliances in your kitchen but your mom cooks in the basement with the stove from your old house.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 5 down
  395. Your parents can't pronounce "Thursday".
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  396. There's oil stains on your driveway.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    1 up, 3 down
  397. You have black hair and brown eyes
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    5 up, 7 down
  398. When you speak Serbian and not English on your "You know when you're Serb" list
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  399. Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry eggs. ..... and tells you it's good for you
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  400. When you are hopelessly trying to bring the Serbian community together
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 5 down
  401. Your parents pronounce three, thirteen and thirty three as tri, tirteen, and tirty tree.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 5 down
  402. You get the mumps and your baba ties slabs of bacon (slanina) around your ears to cure the mumps.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  403. When you're an adult and still recieve Easter chocolate
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 6 down
  404. You have 4 pairs of opanke in your attic, basement, closet...
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  405. When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other colour than burgundy..
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  406. "You're the first of your friends to get hair on his back, and grey hair to follow"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  407. You know at least 20 Tool and Die Makers or Machinists or you are one yourself.
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  408. You always have the latest mobile phone on the market
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  409. When your parents call relatives in Yugo they shout to be heard
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  410. When everytime your family needs to buy a household item, your father asks the salesperson "how much for cash" and continues to bargain down for at least half an hour
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    4 up, 6 down
  411. As soon as you tell a neighbour you're Serb they ask you for some rakija
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down
  412. When you believe the most famous people in the world are Serbs who changed their name
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 5 down
  413. When your baba chases you around the house with a varjaca
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    1 up, 3 down
  414. When you call your next door neighbor "kone"
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    3 up, 5 down
  415. When the spaghetti and macaroni and cheese your mom makes tastes like lamb from the lamb grease she saved to put in everything
    by youknowster | October 3, 2008 at 3:09am. | add comment
    2 up, 4 down