You Know You Love Your Job if you say...
- Added by youknowster, October 3, 2008 at 8:37am.
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Top 10 Reasons You Know You Love Your Job:
- Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.16 up, 4 down
- If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. I am psychic.17 up, 7 down
- If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.15 up, 5 down
- Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.15 up, 6 down
- If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.15 up, 6 down
- If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.15 up, 7 down
- Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.13 up, 5 down
- If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.13 up, 7 down
- Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.12 up, 6 down
- If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs.11 up, 7 down
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More reasons You Know You Love Your Job
- Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway.10 up, 7 down
- Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.9 up, 8 down
