1. While standing in front of the huge of TVs, you ask a salesman, "Is this all the TVs you have?"
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

   20 up, 6 down
2. you walk into a store at 10 minutes to close not knowing what you want and don't decide for another 30 minutes.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

   18 up, 7 down
3. you insist that it's the cashiers job to tell you where the coupon is and have them tear it out for you, then complain to the manager when they don't comply (and yes this happens almost daily...)
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

   16 up, 7 down
4. you ask for a discount. No reason specified, just that you should get one
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

   18 up, 9 down
5. you go into a convenience store and buy a pack of gum with a $100 bill then get mad if the cashier can't give you the right change.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

   15 up, 8 down
6. you call employees by their first name just because they wear a name tag.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

   17 up, 10 down
7. you have to separate transactions for two 2/$1.00 candy bars (but then how would I know how much they are apiece?)
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

   16 up, 9 down
8. you order water with extra lemon (as if it was supposed to come with lemon).
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

   14 up, 8 down
9. You dare ask for a discount at a restaraunt because your kids didn't like thier food after they showed their dislike by throwing said food on the walls and the floor (this realy happened)
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

   16 up, 10 down
10. if you buy 10 cent candy to break a 20
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    16 up, 11 down

More reasons You know you are a Bad Customer

11. you insist that lines don't pertain to you and proceed to push past everyone else to get to the head of the line, because *you're* the special one.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    13 up, 9 down
12. you think the Pre-pay sign on the gas pump is for everyone but you.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    15 up, 11 down
13. you get annoyed if a hardware store, etc., does not have the most obscure component in stock, despite the fact that they haven't sold one in over 20 years.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    12 up, 10 down
14. you ask for a bag, big printed receipt, etc, when you feel you have been overcharged for something because you want to get the most out of the company.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    12 up, 10 down
15. you instruct the bartender on how to make a drink because, very loudly, you explain "That's how they make them at MY country club." Then you wait to receive your .19 cents in change and don't tip.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    12 up, 11 down
16. you try on the lingerie without any undergarments, and ask the sales associate to give you feedback.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    11 up, 10 down
17. You can't read the signs or coupons correctly, insisting you're right and all the employees are wrong.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    11 up, 11 down
18. you chew out the manager of the local McDonald's for not cleaning up the place, while meanwhile, your kids proceed to launch ketchup packets at each other.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    11 up, 11 down
19. you *return* the coffee because it's too hot
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    9 up, 11 down
20. you pay anything / everything in small change
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    9 up, 11 down
21. you yell out what a GREAT TIPPER you are
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    9 up, 12 down
22. you escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 1:48pm. | add comment

    9 up, 13 down