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Top 10 Reasons You Know You're a Persian:
- You only hang out in droves of 12 or more.
- You refuse to drive anything but a BMW or Mercedes.
- Your wardrobe consists of black, black, and more black.
- 80. You refer to yourself as a Persian, not an Iranian.
- You're sister is harrier than you. lol
- You think your uni-brow is sexy.
- 83. You or someone in your direct family is or aspiring to be a lawyer, engineer, doctor or dentist
- 79. You refer to every other Persian as a FOB.
- You refer to a BMW as a BMV.
- 82. You land in your new country with the attitude that they owe you something.
More about "persian"People From Persia known as Persians. They Speak Parsi.
More reasons You Know You're a Persian
- You wish Waffle House had "kaleh pache" on the menu.
- You think Black Cats have talent.
- 81. Your cologne precedes you into the room/car.
- You celebrate when you receive your citizenship.
- You and your brother share girls.
- You have a fear of being deported.
- You have a friend that designs websites.
- You're always on the verge of trading in your Honda/Nissan for a Beamer or Mercedes.