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Persian Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You Know You're a Persian:

  1. You only hang out in droves of 12 or more.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    123 up, 80 down
  2. You refuse to drive anything but a BMW or Mercedes.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    119 up, 78 down
  3. Your wardrobe consists of black, black, and more black.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    116 up, 75 down
  4. 80. You refer to yourself as a Persian, not an Iranian.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    122 up, 82 down
  5. You're sister is harrier than you. lol
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    126 up, 88 down
  6. You think your uni-brow is sexy.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    114 up, 79 down
  7. 83. You or someone in your direct family is or aspiring to be a lawyer, engineer, doctor or dentist
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    127 up, 93 down
  8. 79. You refer to every other Persian as a FOB.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    106 up, 74 down
  9. You refer to a BMW as a BMV.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    113 up, 85 down
  10. 82. You land in your new country with the attitude that they owe you something.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    112 up, 89 down


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People From Persia known as Persians. They Speak Parsi.

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More reasons You Know You're a Persian

  1. You wish Waffle House had "kaleh pache" on the menu.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    108 up, 85 down
  2. You think Black Cats have talent.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    103 up, 82 down
  3. 81. Your cologne precedes you into the room/car.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    102 up, 82 down
  4. You celebrate when you receive your citizenship.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    99 up, 79 down
  5. You and your brother share girls.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    109 up, 89 down
  6. You have a fear of being deported.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    109 up, 93 down
  7. You have a friend that designs websites.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    98 up, 86 down
  8. You're always on the verge of trading in your Honda/Nissan for a Beamer or Mercedes.
    by webchilly | October 4, 2008 at 3:40pm. | add comment
    93 up, 84 down

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