You know you are a Drummer if...
- Added by youknowster, October 4, 2008 at 10:20pm.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Drummer:
- while everyone else is dancing at a club, your girlfriend watches your prowess on air drums.
- you tell the people at resturuants who sing and clap "Happy Birthday" that they are out of tempo
- you've ever tried to play any other instrument with drumsticks.
- you've ever dropped a stick while playing and not noticed.
- you think listening to Dream Theater is "WORSHIPPING."
- you're known as "that drummer kid."
- you play soft rock songs on the steering wheel.
- you've ever taken longer than 30 seconds to realize that the rest of your band has stopped playing.
- your set cost more than your car
- you've ever written something on guitar and at least 75% percent of the notes were muted.
More about "drummer"
A drummer is a musician who plays a drum or drums, particularly a drum kit ("drum set" or "trap set"), marching percussion or hand drums. The term percussionist applies to a musician performing on any percussion instrument, but usually refers to one who plays classical or Latin percussion.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you are a Drummer
- you were kicked out of your school band for always insisting on a solo.
- you can find the beat the first five seconds of the song.
- your house constantly vibrates.
- you've ever tried to show you guitarist a riff using your drum set.
- you've ever taken baton lessons to learn to twirl your sticks.
- you freak out when someone else is behind your drum set, and warn them about breaking a head (even though they only hit your drums with 1/10th the force you use)
- you play the drum part on a song and ask someone if they recognize the song.
- you "play" yor pen and pencil on your desktop in all your classes.
- you friends tell you to stop hitting them in your sleep.
- you are always yelled at by the band director to spit your gum out, because there is no gum allowed in the band room.
- you have ever lost your grip on a stick, and it hit you in the face after rebounding off of a drum head.
- you accidentally slam on the brake or gas mistaking it as a bass drum pedal.
- you think Carl Palmer and Neal Peart are good names for boys.
- 20% or more of last year's income was spent on new cymbals.
- you've ever set your pants on fire because a cigarette fell out of your mouth an you continued to play anyway.
- you insist on spending an hour tuning your snare, even though no one can hear the difference.
- your style of dancing involves slapping your thighs and pounding your feet.


