1. You know exactly what time Taco Bell opens and closes.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

   20 up, 6 down
2. You don't need a stove because you have a microwave.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

   20 up, 8 down
3. You get up at 6P.M.,go to bed at 6A.M.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

   19 up, 9 down
4. The cops come to your door on a daily basis telling you to keep the noise down.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

   15 up, 8 down
5. You have tickets to a Phish concert the weekend you go home.You of course choose the concert.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

   15 up, 8 down
6. Your refrigerator is 3 feet tall and has more beer than food in it.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

   15 up, 9 down
7. The last time you cleaned your apartment is when you moved in.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

   15 up, 11 down
8. You owe the beer distributor more than you owe for books and other student loans.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

   14 up, 11 down
9. Your cat eats leftover pizza instead of Science diet,meow mix,etc.
   by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

   10 up, 8 down
10. You use the "healing powers" excuse everytime you start a petition to legalize marijuana.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

    13 up, 12 down

More reasons You know you are a College Student

11. Your grocery list is always the same-Boxed macaroni&cheese;,Twinkies and pop.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

    11 up, 12 down
12. You paid $500 for your car,$5,000 for your car stereo.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

    10 up, 11 down
13. You think Tommy Hilfiger should be president
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

    8 up, 9 down
14. Stolen road signs and blacklight posters replace pictures.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

    12 up, 14 down
15. Any of your furniture is inflatable.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

    7 up, 9 down
16. Your calender is marked with every bar's happy hour.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

    11 up, 13 down
17. You've ever shoplifted from Goodwill.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

    8 up, 11 down
18. You've ever blown a whole week's pay on beer.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

    7 up, 10 down
19. You can't afford to shop at Abercrombie And Fitch but you do anyway.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

    12 up, 15 down
20. Your source for information is MTV news.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 10:30pm. | add comment

    8 up, 13 down