You know you are a Bachelor if...
- Added by youknowster, October 4, 2008 at 10:38pm.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Bachelor:
- you belch and fart in public without apologizing.11 up, 3 down
- you get your furniture out of the clean up pile and then brag about how it didn't cost you a thing9 up, 2 down
- your refrigerator is packed full of tupperware dishes filled with molded smelly food because you just don't want to wash them.9 up, 3 down
- you open a food container in the frige to see what it is but can't, and then you smell it and it knocks you unconscious.9 up, 3 down
- it takes you ten minutes every six months to buy new clothes (Let's see, I'm out of jeans, white T-shirts, black T-shirts, and socks..)8 up, 2 down
- you actually have money in your savings account.8 up, 3 down
- instead of cleaning for guests, you just keep the lights low.8 up, 3 down
- you sniff your underwear to see if you can get by just one more day without doing the wash7 up, 3 down
- you bought clean guest towels 3 years ago and they are still hanging up, unused.8 up, 4 down
- you haven't cooked in so long you've forgotten where things are in your kitchen and what buttons to use on the stove.8 up, 5 down
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More reasons You know you are a Bachelor
- you have the pizza place on speed dial.7 up, 4 down
- BEER is the freshest item in the fridge.7 up, 5 down
- you never listen to your messages when a female is around6 up, 4 down
- You don't feel guilty about leaving the lid up6 up, 4 down
- you've bought the Ziploc disposable plasticware so that you won't have to wash containers with molded food.8 up, 7 down
- the only thing that snuggles next to you in bed is your dog and/or cat.6 up, 5 down
- you have a disproportionate number of plastic utensils and paper plates vs. real silverware and plates.6 up, 5 down
- you haven't eaten a meal at home that wasn't in a disposable container.5 up, 4 down
- you have to look to see how clean your apartment is and not how full your calendar is to decide when to go out on a date5 up, 4 down
- ...beer is the ONLY item in the fridge.6 up, 5 down
- A dress shirt is "fine" if it only has one or two wrinkles in it7 up, 6 down
- you eat frozen pizza without microwaving it.4 up, 4 down
- you don't know how to take out the trash. (6 up, 6 down
- you don't feel compelled to wear underwear unless you have a date that night.5 up, 5 down
- you car gets waxed more often than the toilet gets cleaned.6 up, 6 down
- If cooking anything longer than five minutes is a waste of time6 up, 6 down
- The last time you cleaned the house was when you moved in5 up, 5 down
- You think you left your tie on the nightstand...or was it the closet?6 up, 6 down
- you use a stapler to adjust the length of your trousers.5 up, 6 down
- you own a home, but behave like an apartment dweller5 up, 6 down
- the only kitchen appliance you know how to use is the microwave.5 up, 6 down
- you turn your socks and underwear inside out so you can wear them twice as long.5 up, 6 down
- paper towels double as dishes.4 up, 5 down
- you've often wondered how many empty pizza boxes constitutes a collection.4 up, 6 down
- you smell your clothes to see if you can wear them (again).4 up, 6 down
- you can clean engine parts in the bathtub without someone yelling at you.3 up, 5 down
- your entire house is trashed except for you entertainment center, which you lovingly polish every day5 up, 7 down
- you buy a really big trashcan for the kitchen so you don't have to take it out as often.4 up, 7 down
- you amuse yourself by lobbing beercans so that they bounce off the wall before hitting aforementioned trash can.4 up, 7 down
