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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Journalist:

  1. feel stupid when you can't come up with something as creative than your co-workers.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    26 up, 7 down
  2. you have ever spent more than three hours in a cafe and used your debit card to pay for your $1.69 grande coffee.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    29 up, 10 down
  3. like to hang out with your right-brained friends because then you're the "wild one."
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    24 up, 11 down
  4. are able to attribute your misspellings such as "independance" or "milenium" to your editor's lack of skill. It's the whole point of having editors, right?
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    19 up, 6 down
  5. read an e-mail several times before sending it and making at least three editing changes.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    21 up, 9 down
  6. have ever figured out how much more income you could bring in as manager of Taco Bell.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    20 up, 8 down
  7. when you point out that someone made a grammatical error, your significant other just nods wearily and says, "Yes, dear."
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    22 up, 11 down
  8. actually understand the use of: it vs. it's; your vs. you're; effect and affect; and the use of commas, semicolons and colons.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    22 up, 12 down
  9. mock incorrect grammar while allowing yourself any and all "creative" uses. You are, in fact, a professional.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    18 up, 8 down
  10. insist on explaining to everyone where the grammar mistakes are in any publication or sign.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    20 up, 12 down


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More about "journalist"

A journalist (also called a newspaperman) is a person who practices journalism, the gathering and dissemination of information about current events, trends, issues, and people while striving for non-bias viewpoint.

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More reasons You know you are a Journalist

  1. you are pressured into making a list because two other journalist-types already have.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    18 up, 11 down
  2. you like to eat out but don't order wine or appetizers because you can't afford it.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    17 up, 10 down
  3. enjoy reading your dictionary and quizzing your co-workers and friends.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    19 up, 13 down
  4. when playing Scrabble, you go for the word that is the most impressive, rather than the highest scoring.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    15 up, 9 down
  5. ...you feel that your submission to this site deserves a byline.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    19 up, 13 down
  6. you kept all the books you read in college but haven't touched them since.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    15 up, 10 down
  7. you hear about a murder on TV and sigh with relief when you realize it's not in your "coverage area."
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    19 up, 14 down
  8. understand where the term "starving artist" derived.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    15 up, 11 down
  9. correct your chuch bulletin with a pen during the service or mark up any newsletter that comes in the mail while you're on the phone.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    15 up, 11 down
  10. hope you don't get an assignment that requires a lot of driving because your car might break down.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    16 up, 14 down
  11. you are bothered by the fact that you can't come up with anything clever enough for a list about what writers/journalists actually do.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    11 up, 9 down
  12. have been prescribed at least three different anti-depressants have seriously considered joining the peace corps but couldn't for fear of being stationed nowhere near a Gap.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    14 up, 12 down
  13. talk in "headline speak" for grins and shits.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    9 up, 8 down
  14. aren't concerned with losing your job because it's such a piss-poor field you know they would be doing you a favor.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    11 up, 11 down
  15. you deride your reporters' stupidity silently every time you find a mistake.
    by youknowster | October 4, 2008 at 11:52pm. | add comment
    13 up, 19 down

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