You know you are in The Army if...
- Added by youknowster, October 5, 2008 at 12:01am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you are in The Army:
- you dread someone saying "I'm from the IG and I'm help."14 up, 6 down
- your family thinks nothing's wrong when you've been gone for at least a month.13 up, 5 down
- all of your kids sentences contain at least 7 F words.11 up, 4 down
- your stomach can't handle "real food" anymore, only MREs and T-Rats.10 up, 3 down
- you annoy your family with your favorite cadences.10 up, 5 down
- smoking has two meanings for you.10 up, 6 down
- when "Rations have arrived" you go last.7 up, 3 down
- your family's favorite hair style is a high and tight.7 up, 4 down
- you place sector stakes on the front porch.6 up, 3 down
- you look forward to getting your clothing allowance each year so you can actually shop a little.11 up, 9 down
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More reasons You know you are in The Army
- you spend your spare time polishing your boots.7 up, 5 down
- you see no problem with wearing BDU's to church.8 up, 7 down
- your wife's favorite lipstick colors are loam and light green.7 up, 6 down
- when "We will Win easily" means you go first.7 up, 6 down
- you think it is perfectly normal to jump out of an airplane at 800 ft. at 2 in the morning5 up, 4 down
- edge the sidewalk in front of your house with an E-Tool7 up, 6 down
- your dog's name is Ranger.5 up, 4 down
- you think waking up at 7am in sleeping in.7 up, 6 down
- you have a perimeter set up around your house that even rambo wouldn't want to full with.6 up, 6 down
- your kids weekend pass status is determined by their pt scores.6 up, 6 down
- your kids can do the 15 count inspection arms in their sleep.7 up, 7 down
- your car is held together by 550 cord.8 up, 8 down
- when "We are in this togather" means you go first.5 up, 5 down
- when "Victory is near" means you go first.6 up, 6 down
- your family's best friends are in the Army too.9 up, 9 down
- you jump for joy when you have a few extra bucks after paying the bills so you can get groceries.8 up, 8 down
- you tell little kids playing hide-and-seek that it would work better in BDUs.6 up, 6 down
- you wont let your wife go to the px because the laundry room failed inspection.6 up, 7 down
- your baby's first words are "All ok, Jumpmaster!"4 up, 5 down
- you refer to your son as Boy, Steven Type, 1 Each.5 up, 6 down
- when "understrenth enemy" means you go first.6 up, 7 down
- you own more pairs of combat boots than all of your shoes combined.3 up, 4 down
- you view going to the field as a camping vacation from work.6 up, 7 down
- your family eats MREs.5 up, 6 down
- you can't understand the fascination people have with being able to drive HUM-Vs around and playing with guns.6 up, 7 down
- your kids must clear housing when they leave for college.5 up, 7 down
- your kids must perform ten pull-ups before entering the dining room.5 up, 7 down
- your nicest set of clothes is your "Class A's"5 up, 7 down
- you can't tell your parents what you do for a living because it's classified.5 up, 7 down
- you make your kids pull fireguard and cq.4 up, 7 down
- "lights out" is at 2100 hrs every night.4 up, 7 down
- you make your kids fill out a sick call slip when they stay home from school.4 up, 7 down
- when camping, your family must dig a defelade for your RV.2 up, 5 down
- any kids in your neighborhood wear a beret when they go out to play4 up, 7 down
- everytime you hang up the phone you say "Out" instead of "Bye."6 up, 9 down
- you cut the grass in a set of jungle boots, Army PT shirt, and cut off BDUs.4 up, 8 down
- you go bowling with your buddies and as each person goes you yell, "Fire in the hole!!"3 up, 7 down
- when "dig in and do the work" really means DIG.4 up, 9 down
- you say to your wife "what's for chow" or "honey that was real good chow"3 up, 8 down
- you have more sets of BDUs than civilian clothes.3 up, 8 down
