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Top 10 Reasons You know you are in The Army:

  1. you dread someone saying "I'm from the IG and I'm help."
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    14 up, 6 down
  2. your family thinks nothing's wrong when you've been gone for at least a month.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    13 up, 5 down
  3. all of your kids sentences contain at least 7 F words.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    11 up, 4 down
  4. your stomach can't handle "real food" anymore, only MREs and T-Rats.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    10 up, 3 down
  5. you annoy your family with your favorite cadences.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    10 up, 5 down
  6. smoking has two meanings for you.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    10 up, 6 down
  7. when "Rations have arrived" you go last.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    7 up, 3 down
  8. your family's favorite hair style is a high and tight.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    7 up, 4 down
  9. you place sector stakes on the front porch.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    6 up, 3 down
  10. you look forward to getting your clothing allowance each year so you can actually shop a little.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    11 up, 9 down


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An army (from Latin Armata "act of arming" via Old French arm?e), in the broadest sense, is the land-based armed forces of a nation

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More reasons You know you are in The Army

  1. you spend your spare time polishing your boots.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    7 up, 5 down
  2. you see no problem with wearing BDU's to church.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    8 up, 7 down
  3. your wife's favorite lipstick colors are loam and light green.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  4. when "We will Win easily" means you go first.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  5. you think it is perfectly normal to jump out of an airplane at 800 ft. at 2 in the morning
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  6. edge the sidewalk in front of your house with an E-Tool
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  7. your dog's name is Ranger.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    5 up, 4 down
  8. you think waking up at 7am in sleeping in.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    7 up, 6 down
  9. you have a perimeter set up around your house that even rambo wouldn't want to full with.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    6 up, 6 down
  10. your kids weekend pass status is determined by their pt scores.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    6 up, 6 down
  11. your kids can do the 15 count inspection arms in their sleep.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    7 up, 7 down
  12. your car is held together by 550 cord.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    8 up, 8 down
  13. when "We are in this togather" means you go first.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    5 up, 5 down
  14. when "Victory is near" means you go first.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    6 up, 6 down
  15. your family's best friends are in the Army too.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    9 up, 9 down
  16. you jump for joy when you have a few extra bucks after paying the bills so you can get groceries.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    8 up, 8 down
  17. you tell little kids playing hide-and-seek that it would work better in BDUs.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    6 up, 6 down
  18. you wont let your wife go to the px because the laundry room failed inspection.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    6 up, 7 down
  19. your baby's first words are "All ok, Jumpmaster!"
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    4 up, 5 down
  20. you refer to your son as Boy, Steven Type, 1 Each.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    5 up, 6 down
  21. when "understrenth enemy" means you go first.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    6 up, 7 down
  22. you own more pairs of combat boots than all of your shoes combined.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    3 up, 4 down
  23. you view going to the field as a camping vacation from work.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    6 up, 7 down
  24. your family eats MREs.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    5 up, 6 down
  25. you can't understand the fascination people have with being able to drive HUM-Vs around and playing with guns.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    6 up, 7 down
  26. your kids must clear housing when they leave for college.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    5 up, 7 down
  27. your kids must perform ten pull-ups before entering the dining room.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    5 up, 7 down
  28. your nicest set of clothes is your "Class A's"
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    5 up, 7 down
  29. you can't tell your parents what you do for a living because it's classified.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    5 up, 7 down
  30. you make your kids pull fireguard and cq.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    4 up, 7 down
  31. "lights out" is at 2100 hrs every night.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    4 up, 7 down
  32. you make your kids fill out a sick call slip when they stay home from school.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    4 up, 7 down
  33. when camping, your family must dig a defelade for your RV.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    2 up, 5 down
  34. any kids in your neighborhood wear a beret when they go out to play
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    4 up, 7 down
  35. everytime you hang up the phone you say "Out" instead of "Bye."
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    6 up, 9 down
  36. you cut the grass in a set of jungle boots, Army PT shirt, and cut off BDUs.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    4 up, 8 down
  37. you go bowling with your buddies and as each person goes you yell, "Fire in the hole!!"
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    3 up, 7 down
  38. when "dig in and do the work" really means DIG.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    4 up, 9 down
  39. you say to your wife "what's for chow" or "honey that was real good chow"
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    3 up, 8 down
  40. you have more sets of BDUs than civilian clothes.
    by youknowster | October 5, 2008 at 12:01am. | add comment
    3 up, 8 down

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