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Broke Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You Know You're Broke:

  1. Your bologna has no first name.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 5:04am. | add comment
    84 up, 60 down
  2. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Lincoln.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 5:04am. | add comment
    85 up, 63 down
  3. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 5:04am. | add comment
    66 up, 56 down
  4. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 5:04am. | add comment
    70 up, 61 down
  5. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 5:04am. | add comment
    68 up, 59 down
  6. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 5:04am. | add comment
    78 up, 70 down
  7. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 5:04am. | add comment
    65 up, 64 down
  8. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 5:04am. | add comment
    67 up, 67 down
  9. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 5:04am. | add comment
    63 up, 63 down
  10. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 5:04am. | add comment
    61 up, 63 down


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