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Guyanese Jokes

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Guyanese Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You Know You're a Guyanese:

  1. When you invite your girl friend for a date at the cinema, and she bring the whole family.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 8:34am. | add comment
    127 up, 60 down
  2. when you know it's time to get up because you hear the first fowl cock in the morning...
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 8:34am. | add comment
    113 up, 58 down
  3. When you ask the shopkeeper to sell you 2 cigarettes instead of the whole pack.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 8:34am. | add comment
    102 up, 57 down
  4. When you go to school with green mangoes and salt and pepper in your pocket.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 8:34am. | add comment
    108 up, 64 down
  5. When you go to International Pancake House and ask fuh Dhal & Roti.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 8:34am. | add comment
    97 up, 59 down
  6. When you know what black sage is.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 8:34am. | add comment
    107 up, 71 down
  7. when the only word to describe somebody that can't dance is "Pagaley".
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 8:34am. | add comment
    110 up, 80 down
  8. When yuh best fren is yuh galfren bruther.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 8:34am. | add comment
    91 up, 73 down
  9. When you cover up the mirror when lighting flashing.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 8:34am. | add comment
    91 up, 74 down
  10. When you spit in a tin can full of carbon, and shake it good before Lighting it up. And set fire to some kerosene soaked steel wool on clothes hanger for your home made fireworks.
    by webchilly | October 9, 2008 at 8:34am. | add comment
    81 up, 73 down


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