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Top 10 Reasons You Know You're at a Ghetto Funeral:

  1. When someone walks around to view the body and yells out "DAT WUZ MY NI**A!"
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    31 up, 8 down
  2. When the dead person is wearing $3,000 worth of jewelry.
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    30 up, 12 down
  3. When one of the relatives keeps fainting before, during and after the service.
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    31 up, 13 down
  4. When everybody is trying to get the flowers and take them home.
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    31 up, 14 down
  5. If you got relatives coming in shackled from the state pen to pay their respects.
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    24 up, 8 down
  6. When the dinner after the funeral turns into a family reunion, all the old folk break out the cards to play spades/tonk, somebody start playing some Marvin Gaye, and all the older men start talking about how they used to pimp back in the day.
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    27 up, 11 down
  7. When the obituary was made on a home typewriter and it's filled with misspelled words...even the name of the deceased!
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    23 up, 11 down
  8. When people are breaking down crying and trying to climb into the casket.
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    24 up, 13 down
  9. When friends and family wear T-shirts with a photo of the deceased on it..to the funeral!
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    25 up, 14 down
  10. A fist fight breaks out.
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    21 up, 11 down


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More reasons You Know You're at a Ghetto Funeral

  1. When the brothas are standing' around drinking' after the service and someone pours a lil' supmtin' out on the ground for the homey who's no longer with us."
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    20 up, 14 down
  2. If 3 generations get out of a car to beat down someone for cutting into the funeral procession.
    by webchilly | October 10, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    17 up, 13 down

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1 Breanna - October 29, 2008 at 5:45pm.

When half the people at the funeral don't know the deceased's name (Dat n-gga's name was Ravon? I knew him as Pookie.)



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