You know you're going to have Bad Day when...
- Added by webchilly, October 11, 2008 at 8:11am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you're going to have Bad Day:
- You wake up to late to catch the van pool - then you realize that you're driving the van this week
- Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway
- You walk to work and discover that your dress is tucked in the back of your pantyhose
- You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold
- Your kid say "Did you know that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet?"
- You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed
- You wake up face down on the pavement
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
- You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city
- You're driving to work smoking a cigarette. At a stop light, you drop it between your legs. As you frantically search for it, a full city bus pulls up alongside of your car.
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More reasons You know you're going to have Bad Day
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better
- You see the "60 Minutes" News Team waiting in your Office
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday
- Your boss tells you not to bother to take off you coat
- You want to put on the clothes you wore home from last night's party - and there aren't any
- Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business

