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Newfoundland Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You Know You're from Newfoundland:

  1. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    51 up, 33 down
  2. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    45 up, 29 down
  3. You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    40 up, 25 down
  4. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    40 up, 26 down
  5. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    46 up, 34 down
  6. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    47 up, 35 down
  7. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    40 up, 28 down
  8. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for local softball scores.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    38 up, 29 down
  9. The mosquitoes have landing lights.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    42 up, 34 down
  10. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    40 up, 32 down


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Founded in 1905, the Newfoundland Historical Society is the oldest heritage organization in the province. The Society's objective is to promote knowledge and public discussion of the history and heritage of Newfoundland and Labrador

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More reasons You Know You're from Newfoundland

  1. You find -40C a little nippy.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    39 up, 34 down
  2. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    38 up, 34 down
  3. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    33 up, 30 down
  4. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    38 up, 36 down
  5. You think the start of salmon fishing season is a national holiday.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    31 up, 29 down
  6. You have 10 favourite recipes for bottled moose.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    39 up, 38 down
  7. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    35 up, 35 down
  8. You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    33 up, 34 down
  9. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    33 up, 35 down
  10. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 5:47am. | add comment
    35 up, 41 down

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