Newfoundland Jokes
You Know You're from Newfoundland when...
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Newfoundland Jokes
Top 10 Reasons You Know You're from Newfoundland:
- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
- You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
- The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
- You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
- You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
- The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for local softball scores.
- The mosquitoes have landing lights.
- Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
More about "Newfoundland"
Founded in 1905, the Newfoundland Historical Society is the oldest heritage organization in the province. The Society's objective is to promote knowledge and public discussion of the history and heritage of Newfoundland and Labradortoggle meta
More reasons You Know You're from Newfoundland
- You find -40C a little nippy.
- You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
- Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
- You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
- You think the start of salmon fishing season is a national holiday.
- You have 10 favourite recipes for bottled moose.
- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

