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Tennis Jokes

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Tennis Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you playing or watch too much Tennis:

  1. You know you watch too much tennis when you think about what every sport would be like with a racquet.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    67 up, 47 down
  2. You know you play too much tennis when you hold your pencil with an eastern grip.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    69 up, 59 down
  3. You know you watch too much tennis when you can impersonate every player.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    65 up, 56 down
  4. You know you watch too much tennis when you have the calendar marked for all the tournaments for the next 5 years.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    60 up, 55 down
  5. You know you play too much tennis when you have an outfit for every racquet you own.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    58 up, 54 down
  6. You know you play too much tennis when you talk to yourself aloud during a test to pump you up.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    61 up, 58 down
  7. You know you watch too much tennis when you walk in late to class, and you ask the teacher to check shot spot to see if your foot was in the classroom when the bell rang.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    62 up, 60 down
  8. You know you play too much tennis when you yell "C'mon" every time you ever succeed in the smallest task.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    61 up, 60 down
  9. You know you play too much tennis when you take out your anger on your wife or girlfriend, siblings, sons/daughters, grandparents, grandsons, nephews, cousins, niece, and anyone related to you that I forgot.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    55 up, 55 down
  10. you break up with your girlfriend before every Grand Slam.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    59 up, 60 down


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The game of tennis has been around for many years. Tennis is played in some schools, and there is even a version played that is called wheelchair tennis.

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More reasons You know you playing or watch too much Tennis

  1. You know you watch too much tennis when you have the brand of your racquet stamped on everything you own.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    54 up, 58 down
  2. You know you play too much tennis when you have to hide all the racquets and balls from your wife or girlfriend.
    by webchilly | October 12, 2008 at 6:03am. | add comment
    56 up, 69 down

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