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Great Dane Owner Jokes

You know you're a Great Dane Owner when...



Great Dane Owner Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're a Great Dane Owner:

  1. you have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    91 up, 56 down
  2. the pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the sidewalk
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    88 up, 59 down
  3. the sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    87 up, 60 down
  4. you purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    84 up, 58 down
  5. you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    101 up, 76 down
  6. you walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    83 up, 58 down
  7. you have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    88 up, 64 down
  8. visitors enter the house holding their privates protectively
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    90 up, 67 down
  9. you've learned to force a smile when asked "do you have a saddle for that thing?"
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    87 up, 65 down
  10. your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    84 up, 64 down


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The Great Dane is an ancient breed and is the National Dog of Germany. It is large, powerful and elegant. Its impressive size makes it a good guard dog but it is also an ideal companion. Most Danes are friendly in temperment

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More reasons You know you're a Great Dane Owner

  1. you go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the ceiling
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    73 up, 53 down
  2. the donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    75 up, 60 down
  3. it takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    77 up, 64 down
  4. after banishing your husband, the snoring in your bedroom still keeps you awake
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    71 up, 59 down
  5. your two dogs decide to play in the house, and they end up pulling the ceiling fan down -- for the second time
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    64 up, 52 down
  6. you show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first person you point out is your dog
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    72 up, 61 down
  7. while stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks back and forth because the dog is panting out the window
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    70 up, 59 down
  8. your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you to stick his head in the drive-through window at MacDonald's and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when she turns around to give you your change
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    65 up, 54 down
  9. your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large home, buy jet skis and a personal plane
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    61 up, 53 down
  10. you own a dog capable of pulling someone from a porta potty
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    69 up, 62 down
  11. you carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    62 up, 55 down
  12. your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in the preparation
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    66 up, 59 down
  13. you keep at least one color-coded "drool towel" in every room of your house
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    71 up, 65 down
  14. after surgery, your bored pup decides to get up and cruise around the vet's office-- pulling the rolling IV stand behind him
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    62 up, 57 down
  15. you have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes are in the sink
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    63 up, 59 down
  16. you're holding him straddled between your legs when the doorbell rings, you take a short (but fast!) ride straight to the door
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    60 up, 56 down
  17. your dane strolls through the living room and everyone jumps to secure things to the coffee table.
    by Robert Moore | January 22, 2009 at 8:52pm. | add comment
    61 up, 58 down
  18. you are hiking with a friend who later suggests that you ought to have an environmental impact statement done on your dog
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    58 up, 57 down
  19. you take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm, causing you to make random right turns
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    67 up, 68 down
  20. you have to hide your food in the microwave because that is the only place your dog can't get to it.
    by Brie | June 11, 2009 at 2:53pm. | add comment
    58 up, 59 down
  21. you toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head on the top of the doorway
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    62 up, 65 down
  22. you avoid the dogs on your way out the door, so they won't smear your makeup
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    60 up, 63 down
  23. the monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    65 up, 68 down
  24. you can carry on a conversation with a dog's muzzle firmly in your crotch
    by webchilly | October 13, 2008 at 3:00pm. | add comment
    55 up, 69 down

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