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Home Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're in a hurry to go Home:

  1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    67 up, 30 down
  2. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    63 up, 29 down
  3. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    67 up, 35 down
  4. You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    67 up, 39 down
  5. You've forgotten where you live.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    60 up, 32 down
  6. "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    56 up, 30 down
  7. You start crying.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    61 up, 37 down
  8. You've been flashing your boobs at passers by.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    58 up, 35 down
  9. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    57 up, 36 down
  10. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burger on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    57 up, 37 down


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When you are too drunk at night you realize you need to rush back home at the earliest. It is usually a place where an individual or a family can rest in and be able to store personal property.

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More reasons You know you're in a hurry to go Home

  1. You can't taste the gin in your gin and tonic
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    54 up, 35 down
  2. You start every conversation with, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    54 up, 36 down
  3. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    50 up, 36 down
  4. The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    55 up, 41 down
  5. You think you're in bed but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    50 up, 38 down
  6. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    49 up, 39 down
  7. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the 60 cigarettes you've
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    49 up, 39 down
  8. smoked.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    47 up, 37 down
  9. You challenge the bouncer to an arm wrestling competition
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    55 up, 45 down
  10. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    59 up, 50 down
  11. You decide to audition for 'StarSearch' via the security cameras.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    60 up, 56 down
  12. You're sitting on the floor. On your own.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    53 up, 52 down
  13. to.
    by webchilly | October 14, 2008 at 7:54am. | add comment
    54 up, 54 down

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