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Top 10 Reasons You know you're in a hurry to go Home:
- You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
- The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.
- There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
- You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you.
- You've forgotten where you live.
- "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming.
- You start crying.
- You've been flashing your boobs at passers by.
- You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
- You drop your 3:00 a.m. burger on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating.
More about "Home"When you are too drunk at night you realize you need to rush back home at the earliest. It is usually a place where an individual or a family can rest in and be able to store personal property.
More reasons You know you're in a hurry to go Home
- You can't taste the gin in your gin and tonic
- You start every conversation with, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
- You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.
- The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing
- You think you're in bed but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.
- You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.
- You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the 60 cigarettes you've
- You challenge the bouncer to an arm wrestling competition
- You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want
- You decide to audition for 'StarSearch' via the security cameras.
- You're sitting on the floor. On your own.