Top 10 Reasons You know you're a CHAV:
- Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.18 up, 5 down
- The Salvation Army declines your mattress.15 up, 8 down
- You have the DSS & Housing Benefit Dept on friends & family line with BT.12 up, 6 down
- Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the13 up, 9 down
- You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.10 up, 6 down
- Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.10 up, 6 down
- You come back from the refuse tip with more than you took.10 up, 7 down
- You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.13 up, 10 down
- governor to spare a loved one.10 up, 8 down
- You burn your yard rather than mow it.10 up, 9 down
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Chav is a mainly derogatory slang term in the United Kingdom for a person whose lifestyle, branded casual clothing (especially if counterfeit), speech and/or mannerisms are perceived to be common, proletarian and vulgar.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you're a CHAV
- Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.9 up, 10 down
- You keep a can of Mace on the kitchen table.7 up, 8 down
- You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.6 up, 8 down
- Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.8 up, 11 down
- You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.5 up, 8 down
- You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.8 up, 12 down
