1. Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon."
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

   20 up, 9 down
2. You go outdoor camping and bring a laptop
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:30pm. | add comment

   15 up, 6 down
3. You only buy from GateWay, 'cause the cow boxes are a hoot.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

   16 up, 9 down
4. Your yard is full of dead CPUs, printers, modems and monitors.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

   14 up, 8 down
5. You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

   14 up, 9 down
6. Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" disk drive.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

   11 up, 7 down
7. When you order your new pick-up truck with a gun rack and PCMCIA sockets.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

   15 up, 11 down
8. Your version of a palm pilot is a pen attached to your wrist.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:31pm. | add comment

   15 up, 11 down
9. Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

   12 up, 9 down
10. You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

    12 up, 9 down

More reasons You might be a High Tech Redneck

11. You ever felt you had to move your computer desk so it didn't block the velvet picture of Elvis.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

    11 up, 8 down
12. Your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

    12 up, 11 down
13. Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spitcan.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

    8 up, 10 down
14. Your wife catches you again with your "Farm Animals of the Orient" CD-ROM.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

    10 up, 12 down
15. Your e-mail address ends in "@over.yonder.com."
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

    10 up, 14 down
16. You connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

    8 up, 13 down
17. You wire your network with jumper cables.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

    8 up, 14 down
18. Three Words: Daisy Duke Screensaver
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

    8 up, 14 down
19. Your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm. | add comment

    8 up, 15 down