1. Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn?t do it any more.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   23 up, 5 down
2. Driving a car doesn?t always sound like fun.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   18 up, 5 down
3. You have onced deemed Space Invaders as ?The best game ever?.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   17 up, 5 down
4. Your parents? jokes are now funny.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   18 up, 7 down
5. Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   19 up, 9 down
6. Christmas starts to piss you off.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   19 up, 9 down
7. You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, ?cause mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   17 up, 7 down
8. You are taller than the slide at the McDonald?s playland.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   17 up, 8 down
9. You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   16 up, 8 down
10. You want clothes for Christmas.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    18 up, 10 down

More reasons You know you're No Longer A Kid

11. You have once said, ?Whatch-you talkin? ?bout Willis??
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    15 up, 8 down
12. Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    17 up, 10 down
13. When things go wrong, you can?t just yell, ?Do-over!?
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    13 up, 6 down
14. Two words: parachute pants.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    14 up, 8 down
15. Naps are good.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    15 up, 9 down
16. You have friends who have kids.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    13 up, 8 down
17. You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson?s Thriller.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    11 up, 7 down
18. You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    10 up, 6 down
19. You?ve bought an album on vinyl.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    11 up, 7 down
20. You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    11 up, 8 down
21. Your idea of fun parties now include Chips ?n? Salsa and Snapple.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    11 up, 9 down
22. Being bad is no longer cool.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    11 up, 10 down
23. When you know that the machines in gas station bathrooms don?t dispense balloons.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    10 up, 10 down
24. You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    9 up, 9 down
25. You don?t want a Camaro becuase of the insurance premiums.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    8 up, 9 down
26. The only thing in your cereal box is... cereal.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    11 up, 13 down
27. You read the ?if you were born on this day in 1976 you are of legal age to buy alcohol? sign at the liquor store and recall attending a high school dance on that date.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    6 up, 8 down
28. Playboy?s Playmate of the month is younger than you.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    9 up, 12 down
29. The average ten-year-old doesn?t have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    7 up, 11 down
30. You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    4 up, 11 down