1. Christmas starts to piss you off.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   17 up, 3 down
2. Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn?t do it any more.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   14 up, 4 down
3. Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   13 up, 3 down
4. Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
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   14 up, 5 down
5. You are taller than the slide at the McDonald?s playland.
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   13 up, 4 down
6. You want clothes for Christmas.
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   13 up, 6 down
7. You have friends who have kids.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   10 up, 4 down
8. Driving a car doesn?t always sound like fun.
   by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

   9 up, 4 down
9. Your parents? jokes are now funny.
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   10 up, 5 down
10. You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, ?cause mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    9 up, 4 down

More reasons You know you're No Longer A Kid

11. Two words: parachute pants.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

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12. When you know that the machines in gas station bathrooms don?t dispense balloons.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    9 up, 4 down
13. The only thing in your cereal box is... cereal.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    10 up, 6 down
14. You have once said, ?Whatch-you talkin? ?bout Willis??
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    8 up, 5 down
15. You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson?s Thriller.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    6 up, 3 down
16. Naps are good.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    10 up, 7 down
17. You have onced deemed Space Invaders as ?The best game ever?.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    7 up, 4 down
18. Your idea of fun parties now include Chips ?n? Salsa and Snapple.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    8 up, 5 down
19. You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    9 up, 6 down
20. Being bad is no longer cool.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    8 up, 7 down
21. When things go wrong, you can?t just yell, ?Do-over!?
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    6 up, 5 down
22. You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    5 up, 4 down
23. You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

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24. You read the ?if you were born on this day in 1976 you are of legal age to buy alcohol? sign at the liquor store and recall attending a high school dance on that date.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    4 up, 3 down
25. You don?t want a Camaro becuase of the insurance premiums.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    5 up, 5 down
26. You?ve bought an album on vinyl.
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    6 up, 6 down
27. Playboy?s Playmate of the month is younger than you.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    6 up, 7 down
28. You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.
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    5 up, 6 down
29. You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    3 up, 5 down
30. The average ten-year-old doesn?t have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.
    by youknowster | August 31, 2008 at 9:42pm. | add comment

    3 up, 7 down