Hardcore Graphic Designer Jokes
Top 10 Reasons You know you're a Hardcore Graphic Designer:
- You can?t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.112 up, 59 down
- You consider meals interruptions.77 up, 57 down
- You get pissed when a free Photoshop brush you download is less than 1000px in size.86 up, 67 down
- You?ve had ?Software Nightmares,? when you?ve been working way too much.75 up, 58 down
- You?ve learned your lesson and stopped using the word ?final? in any file name when saving.78 up, 62 down
- When you heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia, you had a Design Orgasm.67 up, 52 down
- When you look at Album art all you see are grunge Photoshop Brushes. (Then you see the album art a couple minutes later)72 up, 57 down
- You?ve Photoshopped out a watermark for a comp or mock-up.71 up, 56 down
- You see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.68 up, 54 down
- You?ve nicknamed the OSX spinning wheel. (and not affectionately)76 up, 62 down
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More reasons You know you're a Hardcore Graphic Designer
- You clean your keyboard more often than you wash your car.72 up, 59 down
- You have an amazingly huge font collection, and an amazingly short temper.72 up, 59 down
- You?d rather study the paisley pattern on your boyfriend/girlfriend?s shirt than listen to what he/she has to say.77 up, 65 down
- You?ve totally slaughtered a great design concept because the client thinks he/she knows best. (everyone thinks they are a designer)77 up, 65 down
- The amount of words you?ve written with a sharpie labeling burned discs total more than the amount of words you?ve read in novels.69 up, 57 down
- If you had a penny for every mouse click, you would have been a trillionaire 3 years ago.66 up, 54 down
- You bookmark a resource more often than you have a fun night out on the town.66 up, 55 down
- You?ve actually $paid for a font.78 up, 68 down
- You?ve had to explain to a client that a layered file wasn?t part of the deal.67 up, 57 down
- You?d rather organize your desktop than your sock drawer.69 up, 61 down
- You?ve intentionally overbid a project because you can sniff out a bad client from a mile away.70 up, 62 down
- You can use keyboard shortcuts at light speed, blindfolded, but you can?t type a paragraph of text without staring at the keyboard.65 up, 58 down
- You?ve intentionally given up trying to explain your projects to non-designers.66 up, 59 down
- You?ve kept a ragged concert ticket just so you could scan it.60 up, 53 down
- You?ve almost rear-ended the car in front of you because you were analyzing a font on a billboard.66 up, 63 down
