Trick Or Treat Jokes
You know you're too old for Trick Or Treat if...
- Added by Andy Thai, October 22, 2008 at 1:28am.
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Trick Or Treat Jokes
Top 10 Reasons You know you're too old for Trick Or Treat:
- You keep having to go home to pee.53 up, 36 down
- By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.50 up, 34 down
- You lose your teeth bobbing for apples at Halloween parties54 up, 39 down
- You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.50 up, 36 down
- You get winded from knocking on the door.54 up, 41 down
- You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.52 up, 40 down
- When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your Balance and fall over.50 up, 38 down
- People say: "Great Keith Richards mask!," And you're not wearing a mask.46 up, 35 down
- You ask for high fiber candy only.46 up, 37 down
- You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.44 up, 35 down
More about "Trick or Treat"
So are you too old for Trick or Treat on Halloween Day? Here are top signs you might be too old for Trick-or-Treat. Hey, its never too old for Halloween parties though.toggle meta
More reasons You know you're too old for Trick Or Treat
- When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ." and can't remember the rest.45 up, 40 down
- You ask to use the washroom every two houses43 up, 38 down
- You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.44 up, 42 down
