You know you're in a Redneck Hospital when...
- Added by webchilly, October 24, 2008 at 10:20am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you're in a Redneck Hospital:
- Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
- Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
- Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.
- Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears.
- You share the Recovery Room with a sick cow.
- Your Gynecologist is Ernest.
- Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.
- The Interns are led by Ernest T. Bass.
- Maternity Room is a do-it-yourself with fresh straw, a jack knife and a string.
- Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.
More about "Redneck Hospital"
Redneck refers to a stereotype of usually rural, Caucasian (i.e. white) people of lower socio-economic status in the United States and Canada. Originally limited to the Appalachians, and later the South, the Ozarks, the Great Plains and the Rocky Mountains, this stereotype is now widespread throughout North America.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you're in a Redneck Hospital
- Your Proctologist, who watched Deliverance 200 times, asks you if can squeal like a pig.
- Hospital food consist of picking-your-own corn on the roof.
- You have a choice of walkers, with or without a gun rack.
- The bill is figured either in dollars or chickens.
- Surgical instruments include a stick of dynamite and a chain saw.

