You know you're a Puerto Rican when...
- Added by webchilly, October 24, 2008 at 11:32am.
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Top 10 Reasons You know you're a Puerto Rican:
- You've ever been hit with "chancletas", "la correa", or the cord
- You've ever used your lips to point something out.
- You put a big Puerto Rican flag on your car come June.
- You know your mom is sneaking up on you because you can hear the'clack-clack' of her "chancletas".
- You have actually met several people named "Jesus".
- You know "Don Francisco" from "Sabado Gigante".
- You have a delinquent cousin.
- Almost everyone you know is nicknamed "mira".
- You treat fevers with "alcoholado".
- and there's a person shouting "Subete que caben mas!".
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More reasons You know you're a Puerto Rican
- up every inch of space on the TV and under the TV.
- You've gone to Titi's house and passed through the "bead
- You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking
- of "la plancha".
- remember.
- curtain" in the living room.
- Your mother has a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha or elephant in her
- You get really scared whenever someone mentions "El Cuuuuuco!!!"
- You've sung "Japi Beldei Two Yuuuu" more than you care to
- Someone in you family is name "Maria".
- You need a cup of coffee after every meal.
- living room.
- You've sat in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it,
- You have a perpetually drunk neighbor.
- You've eaten "esporsoda" with butter.
- Your uncle owns more gold than the jewelry shop down the street.
- One of your aunts weighs over 300 pounds.

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Comments
1 Terry - March 28, 2009 at 2:56pm.
You know you are puerto rican if:
*you wrap your stove tray with aluminum foil
*After work you make an oasis stop "drinking with friends until traffic yam is over"
*When you ready to pick up your friend at her house instead of calling her out you hunk the at her,
2 midge - May 30 at 5:39pm.
In response to reason: 11. up every inch of space on the TV and under the TV.
OMFG how true, thats wat it feels like wen i walk into my moms house thats probably y i dont have any fiqurines and dont want them