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Top 10 Reasons You know you're a Puerto Rican:

  1. You've ever been hit with "chancletas", "la correa", or the cord
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    87 up, 24 down
  2. You've ever used your lips to point something out.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    84 up, 24 down
  3. You put a big Puerto Rican flag on your car come June.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    61 up, 16 down
  4. You know your mom is sneaking up on you because you can hear the'clack-clack' of her "chancletas".
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    57 up, 20 down
  5. You have actually met several people named "Jesus".
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    47 up, 16 down
  6. You know "Don Francisco" from "Sabado Gigante".
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    44 up, 13 down
  7. You have a delinquent cousin.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    56 up, 26 down
  8. Almost everyone you know is nicknamed "mira".
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    48 up, 20 down
  9. You treat fevers with "alcoholado".
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    50 up, 24 down
  10. and there's a person shouting "Subete que caben mas!".
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    48 up, 22 down


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More about "Puerto Rican"

A Puerto Rican is a person who was born in Puerto Rico. In Puerto Rico, people use the Spanish language as their primary tongue.

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More reasons You know you're a Puerto Rican

  1. up every inch of space on the TV and under the TV.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    41 up, 16 down
  2. You've gone to Titi's house and passed through the "bead
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    40 up, 21 down
  3. You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    31 up, 12 down
  4. of "la plancha".
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    30 up, 12 down
  5. remember.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    23 up, 10 down
  6. curtain" in the living room.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    28 up, 16 down
  7. Your mother has a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha or elephant in her
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    31 up, 19 down
  8. You get really scared whenever someone mentions "El Cuuuuuco!!!"
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    25 up, 14 down
  9. You've sung "Japi Beldei Two Yuuuu" more than you care to
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    26 up, 15 down
  10. Someone in you family is name "Maria".
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    30 up, 22 down
  11. You need a cup of coffee after every meal.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    30 up, 23 down
  12. living room.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    20 up, 15 down
  13. You've sat in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it,
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    23 up, 18 down
  14. You have a perpetually drunk neighbor.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    17 up, 15 down
  15. You've eaten "esporsoda" with butter.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    17 up, 17 down
  16. Your uncle owns more gold than the jewelry shop down the street.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    16 up, 21 down
  17. One of your aunts weighs over 300 pounds.
    by webchilly | October 24, 2008 at 11:32am. | add comment
    17 up, 26 down

Comments

1 Terry - March 28, 2009 at 2:56pm.

You know you are puerto rican if:
*you wrap your stove tray with aluminum foil
*After work you make an oasis stop &quot;drinking with friends until traffic yam is over&quot;
*When you ready to pick up your friend at her house instead of calling her out you hunk the at her,

2 midge - May 30 at 5:39pm.

In response to reason: 11. up every inch of space on the TV and under the TV.

OMFG how true, thats wat it feels like wen i walk into my moms house thats probably y i dont have any fiqurines and dont want them



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