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Scrooge Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Scrooge:

  1. If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    83 up, 50 down
  2. If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    68 up, 51 down
  3. If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    68 up, 53 down
  4. If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    67 up, 52 down
  5. If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    68 up, 54 down
  6. If you use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    64 up, 52 down
  7. If your favorite version of "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" is sung by the KKK choir.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    68 up, 57 down
  8. If your favorite version of "The Nutcracker" stars Andrew Golata.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    64 up, 54 down
  9. If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    68 up, 58 down
  10. If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    62 up, 58 down


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More about "Scrooge"

Scrooge is the main character in Charles Dickens' 1843 novel, A Christmas Carol. He is a cold-hearted, tight fisted, selfish man, who despises Christmas and all things which engender happiness.

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More reasons You know you are a Scrooge

  1. If your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    59 up, 57 down
  2. If your favorite version of "A Christmas Carol" stars Bob Packwood or Bill Clinton.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    57 up, 56 down
  3. If your favorite version of "Silent Night" is sung by OJ Simpson.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    63 up, 63 down
  4. If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log - you just might be a Scrooge.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    56 up, 57 down
  5. If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    58 up, 61 down
  6. If your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    50 up, 60 down
  7. If your favorite pastime is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors' string of Christmas lights or defacing Christmas lawn characters with eggnog.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    54 up, 64 down
  8. If your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat.
    by webchilly | October 26, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    47 up, 61 down

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