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Scottish

Top 10 Reasons You know you're Scottish:

  1. You ve been at a wedding and the football scores are announced in the church/chapel.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    19 up, 8 down
  2. You can make whole sentences by just using swear words. You know what haggis is made from yet you still eat it. Somebody you know used the football schedule to plan their wedding date.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    20 up, 10 down
  3. Your used to four seasons in one day.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    19 up, 10 down
  4. Your holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. You know Iron Bru is a hangover cure.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    19 up, 10 down
  5. You cant pass a chip/kebab shop without saliva dripping from your mouth.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    16 up, 9 down
  6. You learned to swear before you learned to do sums.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    15 up, 8 down
  7. You can see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories and think its smart.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    14 up, 8 down
  8. You arent surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron bru, cigarettes and nappies all at your local pakistani shop.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    14 up, 8 down
  9. You measure distance in minutes.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    14 up, 9 down
  10. You can understand Rab C Nesbit and know characters like him in your family.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    12 up, 10 down


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More about "Scottish"

The Scots people are a nation and an ethnic group indigenous to Scotland.Historically, as an ethnic group, they emerged from an amalgamation of Celtic (Picts, Gaels, Brythons) and Germanic (Angles, Norse) populations.

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More reasons You know you're Scottish

  1. You can pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. You actually like deep fried battered pizza from the chip shop.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    13 up, 12 down
  2. You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink.
    by webchilly | October 29, 2008 at 9:18am. | add comment
    10 up, 10 down

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