Top 10 Reasons You know you're Scottish:
- You can make whole sentences by just using swear words. You know what haggis is made from yet you still eat it. Somebody you know used the football schedule to plan their wedding date.15 up, 4 down
- Your holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. You know Iron Bru is a hangover cure.13 up, 5 down
- Your used to four seasons in one day.13 up, 7 down
- You can pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. You actually like deep fried battered pizza from the chip shop.8 up, 4 down
- You cant pass a chip/kebab shop without saliva dripping from your mouth.7 up, 3 down
- You measure distance in minutes.7 up, 4 down
- You arent surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron bru, cigarettes and nappies all at your local pakistani shop.8 up, 5 down
- You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink.7 up, 5 down
- You can see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories and think its smart.5 up, 3 down
- You ve been at a wedding and the football scores are announced in the church/chapel.6 up, 4 down
More about "Scottish"
The Scots people are a nation and an ethnic group indigenous to Scotland.Historically, as an ethnic group, they emerged from an amalgamation of Celtic (Picts, Gaels, Brythons) and Germanic (Angles, Norse) populations.[+] Post a Comment | toggle meta
More reasons You know you're Scottish
- You learned to swear before you learned to do sums.7 up, 5 down
- You can understand Rab C Nesbit and know characters like him in your family.5 up, 4 down
