Taiwanese Jokes
You know you're a Taiwanese when...
- Added by webchilly, November 1, 2008 at 7:09am.
- 0 comments
- 5976 views
Taiwanese Jokes
Top 10 Reasons You know you're a Taiwanese:
- You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.36 up, 27 down
- You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.33 up, 29 down
- You love to use coupons.36 up, 32 down
- You say "Apia!" and "Wash!" frequently.34 up, 30 down
- You tap the table when someone pours tea for you.36 up, 34 down
- You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.35 up, 33 down
- You don't mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room.38 up, 37 down
- You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.30 up, 29 down
- Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.38 up, 38 down
- You take showers at night.34 up, 34 down
More about "Taiwanese"
Taiwanese is a variant of the Hokkien dialect of the Min Nan Chinese language spoken by about 70% of the population of Taiwan. The largest ethnic group in Taiwan for which Taiwanese is considered a native language is known as Hoklo or Holo .toggle meta
More reasons You know you're a Taiwanese
- You don't want to wear your seat belt because it is uncomfortable.34 up, 34 down
- You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.32 up, 32 down
- You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).30 up, 30 down
- You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These snacks are always dried and include dried plums, mango, ginger, and squid.33 up, 33 down
- You have a teacup with a cover on it.33 up, 33 down
- You only make long distance calls after 11pm.35 up, 35 down
- You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses".32 up, 33 down
- You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can reuse the paper.32 up, 33 down
- You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. (That's why you need the vinyl tablecloth).37 up, 38 down
- You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.31 up, 32 down
- You sing Karaoke.33 up, 35 down
- You twirl your pen around your fingers.31 up, 33 down
- Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.28 up, 30 down
- If you are male, you clap at something funny and if you are female, you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.32 up, 34 down
- You've never kissed your mom or dad.37 up, 40 down
- You've never hugged your mom or dad.32 up, 35 down
- Your hair sticks up when you wake up.32 up, 35 down
- You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.33 up, 36 down
- You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol.33 up, 36 down
- You eat all meals in the kitchen.31 up, 34 down
- You have a piano in your living room34 up, 37 down
- The dash board of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.32 up, 35 down
- Your house is covered with tile.32 up, 36 down
- You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.27 up, 31 down
- You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.30 up, 34 down
- You beat eggs with chopsticks.29 up, 33 down
- Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.32 up, 37 down
- You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.30 up, 35 down
- You hate to waste food.32 up, 37 down
- You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.34 up, 39 down
- You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling information costs 50 cents.30 up, 35 down
- You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions.28 up, 33 down
- You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.33 up, 39 down
- You don't use measuring cups.30 up, 36 down
- You like to eat chicken feet.29 up, 36 down
- You have never used your dishwasher.31 up, 38 down
- You love Chinese Martial Arts films.28 up, 35 down
- You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.24 up, 32 down
- You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.27 up, 36 down
- You look like you are 18.29 up, 39 down
- Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.30 up, 40 down
- You don't own any real Tupperware - only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.28 up, 38 down
- Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male.26 up, 37 down
- You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms.29 up, 41 down
- You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.32 up, 44 down
- You suck on fish heads and fish fins.30 up, 43 down
- You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.29 up, 42 down
