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North Dakota Jokes

Top 10 Reasons You know you're in North Dakota:

  1. The forecast is for 60 mph winds, 3 feet of snow and 60 below wind chill and the highway is full of people from small towns going to any big city--just to shop or for the absolutely essential reason -- to attend a basketball tournament.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    77 up, 50 down
  2. You drive to town during a blizzard just to see if the weatherman knows what he's talking about.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    73 up, 51 down
  3. You break down on the highway and somebody actually stops to help you.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    68 up, 51 down
  4. "Down south" means Aberdeen.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    69 up, 53 down
  5. Your husband thinks lingerie is a flannel nightgown with only 8 buttons.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    70 up, 54 down
  6. You wave to someone on the highway because you recognize his truck.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    75 up, 61 down
  7. The meat in your freezer is mostly deer.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    76 up, 63 down
  8. Your definition of a small town is one that has only one bar.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    65 up, 52 down
  9. People "borrow" things to you.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    77 up, 64 down
  10. You think of something other than the Bible when you hear the words "Great Flood".
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    69 up, 56 down


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More about "North Dakota"

North Dakota is the 19th largest state by area in the US; it is the 48th most populous, with just over 640,000 residents as of 2006. North Dakota was carved out of the northern half of the Dakota Territory and admitted to the Union as the 39th state on November 2, 1889.

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More reasons You know you're in North Dakota

  1. You have no problem spelling "Wahpeton".
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    67 up, 55 down
  2. In April your vehicle is 43% mud.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    62 up, 51 down
  3. You can see the stars at night.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    65 up, 54 down
  4. Diet Coke is the drug of choice for most working people.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    68 up, 57 down
  5. In the spring, every tenth vehicle you pass is a tractor.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    64 up, 54 down
  6. When the car in front of you is weaving, you suspect a farmer checking fields instead of a drunk.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    68 up, 58 down
  7. You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it's still there.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    73 up, 64 down
  8. You know four seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Not Winter, and Almost Winter.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    71 up, 62 down
  9. You can pay for four "Big Macs" with a personal check.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    58 up, 51 down
  10. A yellow light means "Follow the car in front of you, no matter what."
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    63 up, 56 down
  11. You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    69 up, 62 down
  12. Every other vehicle is a 4x4.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    58 up, 52 down
  13. You design your Halloween costumes to fit over snowmobile suits.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    59 up, 53 down
  14. The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    66 up, 61 down
  15. People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    60 up, 56 down
  16. You lie awake thinking of uses for leafy spurge.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    53 up, 49 down
  17. You talk about a combine and people don't wonder what you're putting together.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    63 up, 60 down
  18. The wind is faster than your truck.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    70 up, 68 down
  19. Your great-grandmother is younger than the county courthouse.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    61 up, 63 down
  20. Someone says manure spreader and you know it isn't the local congressman.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    63 up, 66 down
  21. You expect to be excused from school for deer hunting season and harvesting.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    59 up, 62 down
  22. You assume everyone has seen northern lights and sundogs.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    54 up, 57 down
  23. A siren does not interrupt your night's sleep.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    64 up, 70 down
  24. Your Valentine's Day gift is a new set of snow tires.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    58 up, 65 down
  25. A girls' basketball game fills the gym.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    56 up, 68 down
  26. Your soup du jour at your hometown cafe is always beer cheese or knoephla.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    47 up, 61 down
  27. A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert.
    by webchilly | November 2, 2008 at 10:13am. | add comment
    53 up, 75 down

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