Top 10 Reasons You know you're Gay:
- Nobody expects you to change a tire.12 up, 6 down
- You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.9 up, 4 down
- You have the latest International Male catalog.9 up, 4 down
- You can be bitchy without anyone blaming it on biology.10 up, 5 down
- You're the only guy who gets to do the "Cosmo" quizzes.8 up, 4 down
- You know the way to a man's heart is not necessarily through his stomach.9 up, 5 down
- You can tell a woman she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her.9 up, 6 down
- You understand why the good Lord did not intend everyone to wear spandex.8 up, 5 down
- You only wear polyester when you mean to.6 up, 3 down
- You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.6 up, 3 down
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More reasons You know you're Gay
- No one expects you to kiss and not tell.6 up, 4 down
- Your pets always have great names.7 up, 5 down
- You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.8 up, 6 down
- You know how to dress strategically.5 up, 3 down
- You know every film ever made with male frontal nudity.8 up, 6 down
- You understand the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka.5 up, 4 down
- You can have naked pictures of men you know in your home.5 up, 4 down
- You know how to get a waiter's attention.6 up, 5 down
- You're good pals with women other people can't stand.7 up, 6 down
- You are the only one at the class reunion who looks better than you did in high school.6 up, 5 down
- You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.6 up, 5 down
- You've just about defeated the accent you were born with.7 up, 6 down
- You understand the immense importance of good (or bad) lighting.5 up, 5 down
- At any given instant, you can recite who was gay since the dawn of history.6 up, 6 down
- Sales clerks don't mess with you.7 up, 7 down
- You can be in a crowded bar and still spot a toupee from 50 yards away.3 up, 4 down
- You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit and mean her bathing suit.6 up, 7 down
- You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home and on your computer.4 up, 5 down
- You are, hands down, your nephew's and nieces' favorite uncle.5 up, 6 down
- You get to choose your family.3 up, 4 down
- You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.5 up, 6 down
- You can freeze an approaching bar troll twenty feet away.4 up, 5 down
- You know when to move out and move on.4 up, 5 down
- You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't necessarily an insult.5 up, 6 down
- You wouldn't buy someone a mug for their birthday.5 up, 6 down
- You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade.4 up, 5 down
- You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.4 up, 5 down
- You've always got an opinion, and don't mind sharing it.4 up, 6 down
- You know how to "air kiss".3 up, 5 down
- You know exactly which cosmetic surgery to consider having... and the perfect excuse to give people who ask where you've been for two weeks.3 up, 5 down
- You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates.5 up, 8 down
- Unlike your women friends, you can hang out in men's locker room.4 up, 7 down
- You understand why the good Lord created spandex.4 up, 7 down
- You know how to get back at just about everyone.3 up, 6 down
- You can tell your sexual compatibility with a potential partner by the way he holds his drink.2 up, 5 down
- You wouldn't be caught dead in Hooters.4 up, 7 down
- You know which wine to bring.3 up, 6 down
- You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.3 up, 7 down
- You know the difference between a latte, cappuccino, cafe au lait and a macchiato. And if you don't, you know how to fake it.2 up, 7 down
- You wouldn't dream of dressing out of the latest International Male catalog.2 up, 7 down
Comments
1 Christoph - October 14, 2008 at 4:56pm.
In response to reason: 13. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.
I have.
xD